One day a kid enters a barber shop. The barber then says to the customers," This kid is so stupid. Watch."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and 2 quarters in the other hand. The barber then asks, " Which one do you want? The dollar, or $0.50?" Then the kid takes the $0.50 and leaves.
When one of the people came out of the barber shop, they asked why the kid took the $0.50. Then the kid said, "Because if I choose the $1.00, Then it will be all over.
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Humor2 people are in the story for characters. Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Boo Person 2: Boo who? Person 1: Don't cry. Its only a joke.