Duck Duck Noose: Hi
Golden Compass: Hey.
Golden Compass: We doing greetings now?
Duck Duck Noose: Don't friends greet each other?
Duck Duck Noose: Or is this another ancient pastime I only engage in?
Golden Compass: Shut up.
Golden Compass: How's the assignment load?
Duck Duck Noose: Loaded. I'm contemplating taking my chances with community college.
Duck Duck Noose: Surely they're more lax when it comes to pets on campus?
Golden Compass: You think I'd let Sparky fly to a community college?
Duck Duck Noose: You'd name your pigeon Sparky? As in the dog from Lady and the Tramp Two? The sequel no one wants to admit happened.
Golden Compass: Why the hell do you know these things, Duck?
Duck Duck Noose: ...
Duck Duck Noose: You the lady or the tramp in this situation?
Golden Compass: Shut up
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Short Story*Watty's Shorts Winner, 2020* While cleaning out empty lockers during detention, North Kingsley comes across a battered textbook filled with off-beat and personal messages written in awful handwriting. On a whim he writes them a message back. Days...
