7: tZuYu sEnDs sIgNaLs tO tHe aLiEnS

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Jeongyeon: Gays

Nayeon: Bitch, you lost your jokebook, now what?!

Jeongyeon: I found it though!

Mina: Uh huh, more like Chaeyoung found it -_-

Dahyun: What's up unnie?

Jihyo: What's the tea

Tzuyu: Omg

Jeongyeon: I found something weird on Momo's bed

Momo: Why are you looking at my bed?

Sana: oOoO *sips tea*

Tzuyu: You don't even like tea

Sana: Green tea is green bitches

Nayeon: That's pretty old tbh

Mina: What was on Momo's bed? Her old jokbal?

Momo: FYI, I don't keep jokbal on my bed!

Jeongyeon: It looks like an alien- HOLY CRAP ITS ATTACKING ME

Nayeon: I'm out of here, don't want my makeup ruined

NAYEON LEFT THE GROUPCHAT

Chaeyoung: We lost one

Jihyo: Everyone! Calm your asses!

Tzuyu: An alien?!

Sana: Why is Tzuyu sweating? It's not that hot in here

Momo: Ok, Jeongyeon is bleeding-

Chaeyoung: MINARI IM SCARED

Mina: C'mere babe, I'll protect you

Sana: This cheesiness is burning my eyes

Jihyo: Like how you burnt the oven -_-

Momo: I kicked the alien. It's unconscious

Mina: Jeongyeon is weak bruh

Chaeyoung: I'm still scared unnie

Jihyo: Ok, who the duck brought an alien to our dorm

Sana: It's not me! I wouldn't summon something THAT ugly-IT IS ATTACKING ME

Jihyo: MAKE IT UNCONSCIOUS

Momo: I did. I didn't signal an alien to come to our dorm-

Dahyun: Guys! Go back in time to the signal era!

Jihyo: That's smart, Dahyun

Dahyun: Thank you, let's do the chorus together

Momo: I did, but what will that do-

Mina: Then Tzuyu signaled an alien here!

Tzuyu: wHaT?!

Dahyun: You were the only one who did the "Signal 보내" part

Tzuyu: Sana did it aswell!

Sana: I claimed I didn't do it though

Tzuyu: I'll admit it, I did signal an alien.

Jihyo: Young lady!

Chaeyoung: Tzuyu is scary T-T

Tzuyu: I didn't actually signal an alien, I texted them

Mina: That makes no sense

Jeongyeon: What the fuck?

Tzuyu: I'll show you guys the messages then...

TEXTS FROM A FEW HOURS AGO

Tzuyu: Hello, Mr.Alien

Alien: Hello, Chou Tzuyu. What can I do for you?

Tzuyu: How do you know my name?

Alien: You are everywhere, anyways.

Tzuyu: I've been feeling lonely these past few days (Author: I feel lonely af. I want to call my friends but I'm too shy to ask). I just want a friend because all of my members are in relationships.

Alien: I'll send down my best alien, Po

Tzuyu: Thank you Mr.Alien

Alien: No problem

TWICE GROUPCHAT

Jihyo: I'm crying, our maknae was lonely?

Sana: You know, we can hang out *winks*

Tzuyu: Ew

Tzuyu: Can we keep the alien though?

Jihyo: I'll see

Mina: Me and Chaeyoungie are going to sleep

Chaeyoung: Night guys!

Momo: Why was Po on my bed?

Jeongyeon: Probably comfortable idk

Tzuyu: I'mma go buy bread, bye bitches

Author: This book is dead, maybe I should delete this. What should I do?

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