Jeongyeon: Gays
Nayeon: Bitch, you lost your jokebook, now what?!
Jeongyeon: I found it though!
Mina: Uh huh, more like Chaeyoung found it -_-
Dahyun: What's up unnie?
Jihyo: What's the tea
Tzuyu: Omg
Jeongyeon: I found something weird on Momo's bed
Momo: Why are you looking at my bed?
Sana: oOoO *sips tea*
Tzuyu: You don't even like tea
Sana: Green tea is green bitches
Nayeon: That's pretty old tbh
Mina: What was on Momo's bed? Her old jokbal?
Momo: FYI, I don't keep jokbal on my bed!
Jeongyeon: It looks like an alien- HOLY CRAP ITS ATTACKING ME
Nayeon: I'm out of here, don't want my makeup ruined
NAYEON LEFT THE GROUPCHAT
Chaeyoung: We lost one
Jihyo: Everyone! Calm your asses!
Tzuyu: An alien?!
Sana: Why is Tzuyu sweating? It's not that hot in here
Momo: Ok, Jeongyeon is bleeding-
Chaeyoung: MINARI IM SCARED
Mina: C'mere babe, I'll protect you
Sana: This cheesiness is burning my eyes
Jihyo: Like how you burnt the oven -_-
Momo: I kicked the alien. It's unconscious
Mina: Jeongyeon is weak bruh
Chaeyoung: I'm still scared unnie
Jihyo: Ok, who the duck brought an alien to our dorm
Sana: It's not me! I wouldn't summon something THAT ugly-IT IS ATTACKING ME
Jihyo: MAKE IT UNCONSCIOUS
Momo: I did. I didn't signal an alien to come to our dorm-
Dahyun: Guys! Go back in time to the signal era!
Jihyo: That's smart, Dahyun
Dahyun: Thank you, let's do the chorus together
Momo: I did, but what will that do-
Mina: Then Tzuyu signaled an alien here!
Tzuyu: wHaT?!
Dahyun: You were the only one who did the "Signal 보내" part
Tzuyu: Sana did it aswell!
Sana: I claimed I didn't do it though
Tzuyu: I'll admit it, I did signal an alien.
Jihyo: Young lady!
Chaeyoung: Tzuyu is scary T-T
Tzuyu: I didn't actually signal an alien, I texted them
Mina: That makes no sense
Jeongyeon: What the fuck?
Tzuyu: I'll show you guys the messages then...
TEXTS FROM A FEW HOURS AGO
Tzuyu: Hello, Mr.Alien
Alien: Hello, Chou Tzuyu. What can I do for you?
Tzuyu: How do you know my name?
Alien: You are everywhere, anyways.
Tzuyu: I've been feeling lonely these past few days (Author: I feel lonely af. I want to call my friends but I'm too shy to ask). I just want a friend because all of my members are in relationships.
Alien: I'll send down my best alien, Po
Tzuyu: Thank you Mr.Alien
Alien: No problem
TWICE GROUPCHAT
Jihyo: I'm crying, our maknae was lonely?
Sana: You know, we can hang out *winks*
Tzuyu: Ew
Tzuyu: Can we keep the alien though?
Jihyo: I'll see
Mina: Me and Chaeyoungie are going to sleep
Chaeyoung: Night guys!
Momo: Why was Po on my bed?
Jeongyeon: Probably comfortable idk
Tzuyu: I'mma go buy bread, bye bitches
Author: This book is dead, maybe I should delete this. What should I do?
YOU ARE READING
TWICE Groupchat (DISCONTINUED)
Diversosa groupchat filled with baddies this book is really embarrassing and i also lost the motivation to write in this so goodbye.
