TWICE Groupchat (DISCONTINUED)

4: tWiCe gOeS tO tHe mAlL (dAhYuN gOeS mIsSiNg)

CHAEYOUNG ADDED NAYEON AND JEONGYEON

Jihyo: LISTEN UP PEOPLE

Chaeyoung: Yes unnie?

Nayeon: ARE WE GONNA GO BUY MY GUCCI?

Jeongyeon: ...You sound like Taehyung

Taehyung: I was called for?

Jungkook: Tae! We talked about this! No entering other peoples' chats!

Taehyung: Fineeee

TAEHYUNG LEFT THE GROUPCHAT

Sana: Question, how is y'all entering our groupchat?

Momo: Finally you ask something that makes sense -_-

Sana: Shut up cow

Momo: YOU DID NOT

Jungkook: Do you want to know or not?

Sana: BHUCHDHHCVJHDCVCDBEGWUC

Mina: Can you like SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP?!

Dahyun: That's a lot of swears unnie

Mina: When did I care bitch?

Dahyun: JIHYO UNNIE!!! MINA UNNIE CALLED ME A BITCH!

Jihyo: GET IN THE VAN OR ELSE Y'ALL WILL HAVE TO WALK TO THE MALL

Nayeon: WE ARE GOING TO THE MALL!? IM COMING!

DAHYUN LEFT THE GROUPCHAT

JUNGKOOK LEFT THE GROUPCHAT

Tzuyu: Great

Chaeyoung: I'm in the van! Why is Sana touching my thigh?

Mina: SANA YOU FUCKING BITCH I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WHEN YOU COME HOME

Sana: NOOOO

Jeongyeon: HURRY UP

Momo: I'm in! I want food

Tzuyu: When can you shut up about food?!

Momo: Alexa, play sad despacito :(((

Chaeyoung: Where is Mina unnie?

Mina: I'm staying in the dorm

Jihyo: NO! Or else I'm going to put Sana with Chaeyoung

Mina:Fine! I'm coming!

Tzuyu: That convinced her. Can you go now?

Jeongyeon: BUYSCSBHJHUCBDHUC THAT WAS WHAT I WAS GONNA ASK IM SICK AND TIRED OF YOU PIECE OF SHITS! YOU KNOW WHAT, I AM NOT COMING ANYMORE

Nayeon: Then who's gonna drive?

Jihyo: I will, everyone put on your seatbelts

Mina: Hands of my girl Sana

Tzuyu: Bruh

Momo: yOu mAkE mE fEeL sPeCiAl~

Jihyo: Shut up

TZUYU ADDED DAHYUN

Dahyun: >:(

MALL

Jihyo: Ok everyone, we are going in partners. Nayeon with me, Mina and Chaeyoung, Sana and Tzuyu, and Dahyun with Momo. Is everyone ok?

Sana: Yes ;)

Tzuyu: Disgusting, what is wrong with you

FOOD COURTS WITH MOMO AND DAHYUN

     "JOKBAL!!!" Momo screamed like an excited child. Dahyun shook her head and sighed. She felt like she was the mother of this immature child
     Dahyun turned around and saw the most beautiful sight, chocolate milk. She licked her lips and dashed to the store without telling Momo.
     After Momo bought her jokbal, she looked around, looking for Dahyun. "Dahyun? DAHYUN?!" She yelled, frantically looking around for the pale tofu girl.
     "I'm screwed, Dahyun is missing and Jihyo will most definitely whip the soul out of me," Momo thought worriedly to herself, dropping her jokbal by accident on the floor. Rip jokbal :(

GROUPCHAT

Momo: Guys, I kind of have an emergency

Tzuyu: What's up unnie?

Sana: My di-

Mina: Shut up, you don't even have one -_-

Chaeyoung: What's wrong unnie?

Momo: I was buying jokbal when Dahyun was missing

Tzuyu: That's why you watch her you dimwit!

Momo: SORRY I JUST LOVE JOKBAL TOO MUCH

Nayeon: You are lucky Jihyo isn't looking at the groupchat. If she did , Momo you are screwed.

MINA REMOVED JIHYO

Mina: Shhhh, she won't know

Chaeyoung: Guys search quickly!

Yeri: Hello-

Seulgi: Irene unnie will definitely beat the shit out of you

Irene: YERI

YERI LEFT THE GROUPCHAT

IRENE REMOVED SEULGI

IRENE LEFT THE GROUPCHAT

Chaeyoung: Did y'all find her?

Sana: I found a di-

Tzuyu: SANA STOP YOU PERVERTED SNAKE!

Mina: Ok, why does Sana sound like a fifty year old perverted man who stares at young girls?

Sana: I don't!

Momo: You totally do, once you told me that if you could, you would fuck and stare at Tzuyu-

Tzuyu: What?

Sana: THAT WE WILL NOT DISCUSS

Chaeyoung: FOCUS! JIHYO WILL END US ALL IF WE DON'T FIND DAHYUN!

Jeongyeon: Ofc you would lose Dahyun, she's literally almost the same size as Chaeyoung.

Nayeon: Check the milk store, she loves milk

Chaeyoung: Especially chocolate milk

Mina: Oml, why bother Chaeyoung? Let's go buy some clothes

Chaeyoung: K!

Momo: I just found her

Sana: Really?! Where?

Momo: Sitting at a table, drinking chocolate milk

Dahyun: Oh! Hi-

Tzuyu: DAHYUN YOU PIECE OF CRAP! YOU GO MISSING AND ALL YOU SAID WAS HI?! WE COULD'VE DIED BECAUSE OF YOU! I AM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU

JEONGYEON ADDED JIHYO

Jihyo: Who removed me?!

Mina: Gotta scram

MINA LEFT THE GROUPCHAT

Jihyo: So, anyone care to explain what happened?

Momo: Jihyo I-

SANA, CHAEYOUNG, DAHYUN AND NAYEON LEFT THE GROUPCHAT

MOMO LEFT THE GROUPCHAT

Jeongyeon:So basically, while Momo was buying jokbal, she wasn't looking and Dahyun ran to the milk store to buy chocolate milk. They'd found Dahyun

Jihyo: they are so dead >:(

Oof, this is long af