TWICE Groupchat (DISCONTINUED)

22: yEjI's bDaY pArTy

LIA CREATED A GROUPCHAT AND NAMED IT "YEJI'S BDAY"

LIA ADDED RYUJIN, CHAERYEONG, YUNA, NAYEON, JEONGYEON, MOMO, SANA, JIHYO, MINA, DAHYUN, CHAEYOUNG, AND TZUYU

Lia: GUYS! TODAY IS YEJI'S BDAY

Sana: *gays*

Jeongyeon: Please no-

Ryujin: Oh, I forgot about that

Yuna: wOw uNnIe, wOw. hOw cAn yOu fOrGeT oUr lEaDeR's bDaY

Ryujin: Must've spent way too much time with Heejin and Hyunjin-

Dahyun: MOMO UNNIE, STEP AWAY FROM THE TV

Momo: THIS ASSHOLE ON TV CALLED JOKBAL TRASH

Momo: *grabs gun* TIME FOR THIS FUCKER TO DIE

Dahyun: JIHYO UNNIE

Chaeryeong: What the fuck is going on, I'm trying to dAnCe

Tzuyu: I'm trying to FUCKING SLEEP

Tzuyu: ALL I AM ASKING FOR IS 8 HOURS OF UNDISTURBED SLEEP

Chaeyoung: Tzu snapped

Jihyo: WHAT DAHYUN

Dahyun: MOMO UNNIE IS GONNA SHOOT THE TV

Jihyo: DONT YOU FUCKING DARE HIRAI. I NEED THE TV TO WATCH MY FUCKING ANIME

Momo: BUT THIS ASSHOLE

Lia: What about Yeji's bday-

Mina: SANA, LET GO OF MY CHAENG

Sana: SHE IS MINE

Chaeyoung: Not this again-

Mina: I WILL BURN YOU

Yuna: Burn yourself is such an iconic line

Chaeryeong: Yes

Sana: I HAVE CHAENG IN MY ARMS, YOU IS GONNA BURN HER TOO IF YOU TRY

Mina: ARGH *pulls out AK47* LET GO NOW

Sana: WHAT THE-

Olivia Hye: Seems like I taught Mina unnie well

Jeongyeon: What-

Ryujin: Look, I really hate to say this, but we really gotta focus on Yeji's bday

Tzuyu: Yes, and hurry the fuck up, I wanna sleep

Mina: Wait, I gotta kill Sana first

Sana: NO PLEASE! JIHYO! NAYEON!

Nayeon: Just let go of Chaeng, you idiot

Jeongyeon: That's new-

Chaeyoung: THANK YOU, YOU WERE HOLDING ON ME WAY TOO TIGHTLY

Mina: After the bday party, I'm going to burn you

Lia: Ok, who we inviting?

Ryujin: Ofc TWICE. And please LOONA, they really know how to make the party fun

Chaeryeong: IZ*ONE!

Yuna: mAmAmOo

Chaeyoung: MAMAMOO MAMAMOO MAMAMOO

Ryujin: Who is going to get the food and drinks?

Mina: Chaeng and I are out

Lia: Please no alcohol-

Jeongyeon: I'm sorry, but we are swag. We drink alcohol

Tzuyu: And y'all become fucking idiots

Tzuyu: I've seen it with my eyes