TWICE Groupchat (DISCONTINUED)

18: cHaEyOuNg'S bIrThDaY pArTy

Author: HAPPY BDAY CHAENG EOMMA

MINA CREATED A GROUPCHAT AND NAMED IT "MY CHAENGIE'S BDAY PLANNING"

MINA ADDED NAYEON, JEONGYEON, MOMO, SANA, JIHYO, DAHYUN, AND TZUYU

Mina: Hello fuckers, today is my ddaelgi princess's birthday

Nayeon: I know, I'm not stupid

Jeongyeon: You're actually pretty stupid

Nayeon: YOO JEONGYEON IM GOING TO KILL YOU

Tzuyu: 你们在做什么？

Sana: I don't understand-

Tzuyu: Oops, sorry

Tzuyu: What is y'all fuckers doing

Mina: Planning so we can celebrate Chaengie's bday

Dahyun: LETS START SO WE CAN GET THE PARTY STARTED

Momo: Who we inviting?

Mina: BTS, ITZY, Loona, and...Jeon Somi

Somi: You hate me that much?

Mina: Yep

Dahyun: Calm down, we are trying to plan my best bro's bday

Tzuyu: Whatever

Tzuyu: Let's start

Nayeon: Momo and Sana are getting the alcohol

Yeji: Just make sure Ryujin, Chaeryeong, or Yuna doesn't get the alcohol

Tzuyu: How the fuck is y'all getting in to our gc?

Yeji: Hacker tingz

Momo: MINATOZAKI, HURRY UP, YOU'RE BEING TERRIBLY SLOW TODAY

Jihyo: What's all this commotion about?

Mina: There you are Jihyo

Jihyo: Chaeyoung's bday, I see

Jihyo: Tzuyu, Dahyun, buy the food

Momo: How come they get to buy the food :(

Jeongyeon: Remember what happened the last time you went shopping for food?

(FLASHBACK TO JIHYO'S BDAY (IM SORRY I DIDN'T WRITE A CHAP FOR GODJIHYO'S BDAY)

NO POV

     Mina and Momo were shopping at the store for the food for the party. The party was going to be amazing *insert Choerry's voice*

     "Fuck, I'm hOnGrY," Momo thought to herself. She sneaked away from Mina and went into the snack aisle. When she saw the love of her life, food, her eyes gleamed and she licked her lips. She grabbed a box of brownies and ate the whole thing in one bite (yes, even the box)

     Let's get back to Mina. She was frantically looking for her dumbass bandmate in the store.

     "ISTG I'm going to murder your stupid ass,Hirai," Mina muttered angrily to herself. Then she found Momo, eating all the food she can she.

     "Holy shit, how are we going to pay for all the damage?" Mina said, mouth dropped. Momo ate all the food in the snack aisle. She looked like a fucking monster.

     "HIRAI MOMO!" Mina angrily yelled (it's not that loud lmao) Momo turned around and gulped at the sight of Mina. Mina had fire emitting from her. Her fists were clenched and her eyes were red. She made a big ass fireball and sent it towards Momo.