One day Carl Azuz went to Carl Jrs to get a thiccc juicy burger with thin salty fries. But he found something even thicccer. There he was, Carl Wheezer. He had thiccc buns and nice orange curly hair. Carl Wheezer looked at Carl Azuz.
"Carl Azuz from CNN10 who drops sick beats, is that you?!" Carl Wheezer yelled with existential shock.
"Yes it is, cutie pie!" Carl Azuz said with a loving voice.
"I love you!" Carl Wheezer cried.
"Simp." Carl Azuz said with a stern loving voice.
"Let's go to the bathroom Carl Azuz from CNN10." Carl Wheezer yelped with joy.
"My pleasure Carl Wheezer from the hit Nickelodeon show Jimmy Neutron." Carl Azuz said grabbing Carl Wheezers hand tightly.
The two Carls went into the bathroom. 10 minutes later they came out. Carl Azuz was tired and panting, while Carl Wheezer was warm and had a sweet smile. Greg Heffly was at the counter.
"Are you guys going to order something from this fine establishment called, Hardee's?"
"It's Carl Jr's!" Carl Wheezer screamed turning super saiyan. Carl grabed Greg Heffly's head and slammed it down on the counter top. Greg Heffly's blood splattered against the walls. The body was so mangled that Carl Azuz got the idea to cover it on the hit CNN show, CNN10.
"Hi kids, welcome to CNN10 where my loving friend, Carl Wheezer, just killed Greg Heffly. That wimpy kid deserved after calling Carl Jr's, Hardees. What an idiot. Now time for a rap: Greg is dead, so is my soul." Carl Azuz perfectly said to a random Carl Jr's camera.
"Carl Azuz from CNN10, I think I'm pregnant." Carl Wheezer said with a light tone.
[This is a troll. I will work on this book regularly. I known it's not what unusual do, but its something fun. Bye!]
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Carl of Duty
RomanceThe epic love story of Carl Azuz and Carl Wheezer, and their child of Rockstar Freddy. But things get out of hand they soon realized that their life may be a lie...
