CHATROOM
IRON MAN 2 AS TOLD BY HAWKEYE
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Y/N: Wait is it that time again?
Pietro: I thought that was a one-time thing?
Clint: Welcome all to my story time!
Spidey: What is this Mr Stark?
Tony: Clint tells stories about us, last time it was about me
Shuri: This could be fun
Spidey: Agreed
Tony: NO! PETER I WILL GROUND YOU. SHURI I WILL MAKE T'CHALLA SEND YOU BACK TO WAKANDA!
Clint: In Russia, the media covers Sparkleface's inability to understand a SECRET IDENTITY as he blabs that he is a man who irons
Y/N: Wow I would have expected he'd have a robot for that
Spidey: He does
Tony: PETER!
Clint: sees this and begins building a baby arc reactor similar to the one SPARKFACER has in his chest.
Tony: Sparkface? Really?
Clint: Legolas? Really?
Tony: Touché
Clint: Six months later, Stark is a super asshat. He uses the Stark Expo to show off.
Spidey: He used the Stark Expo to continue his father's legacy.
Shuri: Nerd
Spidey: Says you Princess Shuri of Wakanda
Clint: The armor powerer core thing is slowly poisoning him, and he cannot find a substitute, GOD DAMNIT STARJWNFJNWK.
Tony: Why do I put myself through this torture?
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Deadpool: For the entertainment of the readers
Spidey: WHAT?!
Deadpool: "Mr. Stark? I don't feel so good..." 'You're all right.' "I don't... I don't know what's happening. I don't know... I don't want to go. I don't want to go, sir. Please. Please, I don't want to go. I don't want to go. I'm sorry."
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Shuri: What just happened?
Clint: UNIMPORTANT
Spidey: There's a million things I haven't done
Shuri: But just you wait, just you wait
Clint: Growing reckless about his death, and choosing not to tell anyone about his condition, Starrhrduertdystjjjk appoints Pot of Salt as CEO of Sthwhaebglegbaljblark Smindustries.
Clint: Stark hires my main gal, Natalie Rushman to replace her as his personal assistant.
Tony: Let me guess, you knew about that when it was happening?
Clint: It was gonna be me, but at that point we didn't know your sexuality
Clint: ;)
Clint: Moving on, Stjkbdgsbauuiruvsjrrenbbfyjitoewjvdsltaiiihhhihishgliogfooispriophprthpsihgppishprhtopherhgspifghpsiuwowopqturoaljad;kdsgkgs;hasaghk;l87834 competes in a car race
Clint: he is attacked in the middle of the race by Vanko, who has awesome electrified whips
Clint: Rich Bitch beats him up but damages his suit. Vanko explains that he did this to prove to the world that Iron Man is not invincible, which he definitely isn't after that game of hide and seek where he fainted
Tony: I didn't faint
Y/N: You did, we thought you died
Spidey: The Avengers play hide and seek?
Tony: No Katniss hides in the vents and terrifies people.
Y/N: It's fun to watch
Clint: On his birthday party, Stapleface gets drunk while wearing his armor. MY BOI RHODEY dons some prototype armor and tries to restrain him. The fight ends in a draw, so Rhodes confiscates the Mark II for the U.S. Air Force
Clint: approaches Stajbgaaaaaaahrk, revealing that MAH GIRL is to be Agent Romanoff
Spidey: Why are they called by their actual names?
Y/N: Because Clint's sacred of what they'd do if they found out
Clint: AM NOT! Fury gives StaID6666666rk some of his father's old material; a hidden message in the of the 1974 Stark Expo proves to be a diagram of the structure of a new element. WELL DONE PAPA STARTSY
Clint: At the Expo, Hammer unveils Vanko's armored drones, led by Rhodes in a heavily weaponized version of the Mark II armor.
Clint: Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr9rk arrives in the Mark VI armor to warn Rhoder, but Vanko remotely takes control of both the drones and Rhodes' armor and attacks the Man who has a robot which Irons.
Tony: It's useful!
Clint: Hammer is arrested while Romanoff and go after Vanko at Hammer's factory (which surprisingly does not make hammers. HAMMER YOU LIED TO ME). Vanko escapes, but Romanoff returns control of the Mark II armor to Rhodes.
Tony: It's his name, not what he makes.
Clint: I make what my name suggests, tonnes of Bars
Clint: eeeetweee and Rhodes together defeat Vanko and his drones.
Tony: Are we done?
Clint: At a debriefing, Fury informs Staetwrk that because of Stetwtark's difficult personality, S.H.I.E.L.D. intends to use him only as a consultant.
Y/N: GET REJECTED
Tony: Thank you for that Y/N
Clint: Strteark and Roads receive medals for their heroism.
Clint: THEN Cole Philson reports the discovery of at the bottom of a crater in a desert in New Mexico.
Clint: DUN DUN DUN
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So here's another 'Story Time With the Hawk', I only found the document today, so hope you enjoyed!
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