A Yaoi Serires: Where You And I Combine Forces

Dib x Zim

Dib's P.O.V.

Ever since Zim pretty much gave up on ruling the Earth these past couple of years, I've always been curious on how the Irken body worked. But, I never thought I'd get this close to understanding it better.

I snuck into Zim's lab like I always did, like in the old days, since Zim had no recent activity outside of his house. I found Zim in his lab, staring at the huge, blank computer screen that always seemed to occupy his mind. As I creeped from shadow to shadow, nothing in Zim's body language gave away that he might have heard him enter. As I crept closer to Zim, I started to notice a purple hue on his face and heard his heavy breathing clearer. A slight blush swept over my cheeks as I realized what the alien was doing in his chair.

Zim's antenna looked droopy and his eyes where closed as I moved in for a closer look. He didn't notice me almost bump into the chair as I looked over his shoulder to see the weirdest and most intriguing dick I've ever seen. Zim was groaning under his own hand as he jerked off in the chair. I felt my dick struggle to get hard under my tight jeans as I looked at the scene unfolding before my eyes.

I didn't even think Irkens could get horny, but here I am looking at one jacking off in a lab of all places. I could hear Zim release a moan under his breath causing my increasing boner to stiffen. It was surprising that Zim still didn't notice me give in to a quiet "Wow" behind the chair as he came translucent red cum. Zim sighed and leaned back in his chair.

'Shit, he almost bumped me.'

I regained my embarrassing composure as an idea popped up in my head while looking at the red goo. 'I wonder what that tastes like. Does it taste like regular cum? But wait, I've never even tasted regular cum so how would I know the difference?' I noted in my head to taste my own cum later to compare.

I leaned in close to Zim's antenna, guessing that was the equivalent to ears, and mustered up the most sexy voice that I could manage.

"Need any help with that?"

Zim jumped at the sudden voice and turned around to see my grinning face.

"H-How did you get past my defenses!?" Zim shouted with purple flushing his cheeks.

Even after all this time he expects me to not be able to avoid his usual tactics.

"Is that really what you should be worrying about right now?" I say as I walk in front of the chair.

Zim scowled in my direction as I got into his line of vision. Seeing his dick more clearly just makes me want to touch it even more. I drop to the ground as Zim gives me a confused look trying to move away before he realizes the mess he's in. I move closer to him as I put my face between his spread legs and close to his exposed area. I noticed that his dick was about the same size as mine just with a more pointed tip and that he was hard again. Or at least looked hard. I have no idea what his dick looks like normally so I just continued.

"You never answered my question."

I looked at Zim with lustful eyes, eager to get my hands on some research. He looked back at me with embarrassment and hostility at being so vulnerable to a mere human but still responded.

"If you insist" He said, looking away from my eye contact.

'Ok, well. I expected him to put up a fight, but this worked out a lot better than I thought.'

I took the weird dick in my hands as I started to slowly stroke it. I guess Irkens have about the same amount as rounds as humans since Zim was moaning a bit louder than before. I noticed my hands start to stain red as I stroked his dick more. I noticed some of the earlier cum that Zim still had on his inner thigh as I released my boner from my pants with my other hand.

'I should probably see if that even tastes good.'

I placed my hand on Zim's thigh as I licked the cum off. I felt Zim shiver under the added warmth of my saliva.

'Oh my fucking god. Why does that taste so good?'

I barely had time to note that saliva didn't hurt Zim like rainwater before I decided that I wanted more of the red substance.

I moved my mouth closer to Zim's dick and placed my hands on his hips, forgetting that my hands where stained red.

I half expected Zim to complain about the mess, but all I could hear where his soft groans under his breath as I moved closer.

'Fuck, that's cute.'

I take his dick in my mouth as his sweet cum is the only thing I can taste. I heard Zim let out a moan as I put as much of his dick inside my mouth. I close my eyes as I start to take Zim's dick into my mount over and over again. His moans and grunts caused my motivation to spike. I teasingly slowed down my pace as I took my mouth off of his dick, causing Zim to groan at the sudden cold.

I licked up his length before taking it in my mouth again. My eyes snapped open as I could hear Zim mutter an Irken curse before placing his hands on my head and forcing me to suck faster. I almost choked as Zim came in my mouth.

I swallowed the thick red cum before panting and laying my head in the empty space of the chair. Zim was out of breath as well and patted my head awkwardly before leaning back in his chair.

(Lmao I know I've been a ghost for a couple of years, but I can't promise to be completely back haha. Anyways, I hoped you enjoyed this weird ass one-shot <3)