BNHA chat fic (IN REWRITING PROCESS)

this needs a new title, god damn it (RW)

question: is it hard to read the chats?

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class 1-A chat

11 are online

English grammar added hitoshi shinsou

hitoshi shinsou changed their name to insomniac

pikachu: shinso!

insomniac: kaminari.

pikachu: i like your dad

insomniac: my dad?

pikachu: dadzawa

insomniac: ah. yea hes's chill

icyhot: your dad?

not an extra: half n half, i swear to god-

insomniac: well really its kind of mean on my other two dad's part

DEKU!!:  other two dads?

insomniac: yeah, like... the other two? all might and present mic?

not an extra: they're married?!

icyhot: nice

dont talk to me: thanks

fumi: you come out of no where

alien queen: are we going to ignore that kaminari said he loves aizawa-sensei

pikachu: not in that way! his professional job is being a dadzawa

class president: but that sentence doesnt make any grammatical sense. aizawa sensei's name is aizawa. so calling him 'dadzawa' is a combination of the words 'dad' and 'aizawa' so the only other person who could be a 'professional dadzawa' would be aizawa sensei's father

dont talk to me: hes the last thing from a father figure so im the only dadzawa

symbol of peace: you seem proud of that title

dont talk to me: i wil divorce you and im taking eri and shinso

English Grammar: no you wont

alien queen: AWEE ERIII!!

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class 1-A chat

11:58pm

alien queen: eri is adorable, when's she gonna visit again?

dont talk to me: ask zashi, he deals with them more

alien queen: PAPA MIC!!!

English Grammar: no

froppy: come on, mic sensei, she was fine last time!

English Grammar: oh it's not you two im worried about

flex tape: then what are you worried about?

English Grammar: "hi eri-chan, I cant wait to see what you look like in 8 years"-mineta, a year ago

kirby: ah

pikachu: aw, come on he said sorry!

not an extra: why do you defend him, discount Pikachu?

pikachu: he deals with his own problems as well, he's still human! sure he's messed up in the past but he isn't bad when you get to know him. he just needs help understanding us. he didn't grow up in an 'open area' with people who understand us. he's learning and getting better

dont talk to me: that was sweetly horrible

English Grammar: fine. i'll bring her over on Saturday. now go to sleep, its 12am

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this chapter has been edited and is not the original.

RW means rewritten