BNHA chat fic (IN REWRITING PROCESS)

according to all known laws of aviation...

class 2-A ARE ONLINE

18:12pm

eye drops: hizashi, what did you do

English Grammar: bold of you to assume I left the bed today

eye drops: YEAH, WELL, ENDEAVOR JUST APOLOGISED TO ME

symbol of peace: W H A T

eye drops: YEAH! HE TOLD ME TO TELL KAMINARI AND AOYAMA THAT HE WAS SORRY

icy hot: YEAH, HE JUST DID TO ME LMAOO

icy hot: DID HE HIT HIS HEAD?

pinky: idk about all that, but can we play my game :)

pinky: its called how not to be an asshole. bakugo can't play this game

boom boom man: OH MY GOD, I WILL HIT YOU

Pikachu: woah, dude, calm down!

boom boom man: MAKE ME, ASSHOLE

the rock: hey, bakubro. seriously. take a breather and chill. what happened

pinky: nothing. bakugo just needs to apologise

boom boom man: I AM NOT APOLOGISING FOR SOMETHING I CAN'T CONTROL

pinky: YOU CAN CONTROL SELF LOATHING, BAKUGO! ITS CALLED THERAPY

eye drops: this conversation is the most entertaining thing I've seen all day

boom boom man: SHUT UP YOU FUCKING....

eye drops: you fucking what, bakugo katsuki. you fag? is that what you want to say? go on. say it.

00:21am 

boom boom man: no

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PRIVATE MESSAGES BETWEEN symbol of peace AND endeavor

21:47pm

symbol of peace: why are you apologising?

endeavor: wow, I try to be nice and this is what I get

symbol of peace: enji, ive known you since high school and not once did you apologise. YOU dont apologise. who told you to. are you actually sorry? what are you hiding?

endeavor: what am I hiding?! yeah, very funny, blondie. to answer your paranoid questions: A) hawks told me to but I didn't listen and then I did under my own volition. B) not really but i'm trying to understand. C) you're still not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?

symbol of peace: you are hiding something. tell me

endeavor: FINE! I know shouto is gay. he doesn't think I know, but I do

symbol of peace: seriously? he's really scared to tell you

endeavor: yeah, he's a pussy

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class 2-A ARE ONLINE

00:23am

pp large: according to all known laws of aviation, there is no waythat a bee should be able to fly.

flex tape: Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off theground.

pikachu: The bee, of course, flies anyway.Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

English Grammar: Yellow black, yellow black, yellowblack, yellow black, yellow black,yellow black...oohh, black andyellow..

eye drops: all of you, go to sleep.

pp large: what, cant we appreciate a master piece?

English Grammar: yeah, sho. cant we?

eye drops: no. go to sleep

English Grammar: only if you do as well

eye drops: ok

English Grammar: wait, really?

eye drops: lmaoo, yeah. I don't have insomnia. I have hypersomnia. its literally the opposite of what hitoshi has. so I torture myself to stay up at night so I can finally work without falling asleep

English Grammar: I should've known that by now. 

pinky: how long have you and aizawa sensei been married?

English Grammar: good question

eye drops: about 8 years, why

pinky: CUUTTTEEE! when your anniversary?

eye drops: wouldn't you like to know?

flex tape: tell us!

pikachu: tell us!

pp large: TELL US!

English Grammar: 30th august

eye drops: STFU HIZASHI

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