Things That Origin Four Does That Other Wattpaders Probably Don't Do

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Zia: you're gonna be fine.

Venus, Rain: DIE WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

Zia: SHUT UP!!!

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Venus: we're all gonna die you either kill yourself or get killed.

Jazmine: no.

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Rain: do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth? *holds up a bag*

Jazmine: you are a hazard to society.

Venus: and a coward, do twenty.

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Zia: wheel of morality turn turn turn *spins a wheel* tell us the lesson that we should learn...

*a piece of paper pops out*

Zia: Moral #2, and the moral of today's story is *unfolds paper* if at first you don't succeed, blame it on your parents.

Venus: *wearing a monocle and a moustache* how deep.

Zia: *burns paper* I dunno bout you, but that's relatable.

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Zia and Venus: *singing* I know it's a lot, the hair, the bod! When you're staring at a demigod!!!

Jazmine: *bangs head on table*

Rain: WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOU'RE WELCOOOOOME!!

Jazmine: *pulls out a knife* STOOOOP

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Zia: *flops on couch* finally done with that quest...

Rain: *grins evilly*

Zia: *doesn't get up, just holds up an arrow* no.

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Rain: *loopy af* can someone please get me to the hospital? If you need to know my blood type is red *collapses*

Venus: must be Tuesday *teleports away*

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Zia: one of you will betray me at the battle of Manhattan.

Rain: is it me, Zia?

Zia: it's not you.

Jazmine: is it me, Zia?

Zia: it's not you either.

Venus: is it me, Zia?

Zia: iS iT mE, zIa?! *throws scythe charm at her face*

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Zia: *clicks a pen and swings it around*

Jazmine: you look so dumb right now.

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Hecate: depressed?! I'm the furthest thing from depressed! I mean, look at what I've accomplished!

Venus: *waves*

Hecate: do you see her?!

Venus: *does her thing with zeh tentacles*

Hecate: do you think a depressed person could make this?!

Venus: *betrays Team Camp Half-Blood and joins Team Kronos*

Hecate: no.

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Rain: *buried in sand* I'm the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!!

Zia: *slaps sand* POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!!!

Rain: *flips off ocean* FUCK OFFFF!!

Venus: this is why we can't go to the beach anymore.

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Venus: has anyone seen my scout brother?! He's about this tall, clearly gay, but we haven't had the talk yet-

Rain: I'M NOT GAY!!!

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Venus: so I wanted some skittles, but I didn't want to pay for them.

Jazmine: yeah?

Venus: then one of the store attendants came up to me and was like "Put those BAAAAACK!!!!" Then he grabbed my arm and I was like "Don't touch MEEEEE!!" And I killed him.

Jazmine: oh my lord why.

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Person: (insert a character) they're just fiction.

Origin Four: I don't care what you say, I'm in loooove~

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Venus and Rain: *boutta square up with a monster*

Monster: pfft, you brought a little girl with you? Okay whatever-

Venus: *glares*

Rain, getting worried for the monster at this point: you clearly didn't think this through.

Venus: *slaughters monster*

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Soldiers: clear the way please.

Rain: *holding a lightsaber*

Jazmine: what is that, a laser sword? Interesting...

Soldier 1: if there's one Jedi left, it's not you.

Soldier 2: affirmative.

Crowd who gathered: OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Rain: *bows head in shame*

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Zia: *sits in Millenium Falcon cockpit at galaxy's edge* Venus, hit lightspeed!!

Venus: *pulls lever*

Rain: WOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*nothing happens but they're all acting like they jumped to lightspeed*

Jazmine: why Disney agreed to this is beyond me.

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Zia: *holding a book* this fandom will make a fine addition to my collection.

Zia: *holds up another book* another fandom to add to my collection.

Zia: *rolling around in a pile of books* SO MANY FANDOMS TO ADD TO MY COLLECTION!!!!!!