Things That Origin Four Does That Other Wattpaders Probably Don't Do

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Rain: pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms.

Venus: I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke.

Rain: you piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life!!

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Venus: people who sleep without socks worry me.

Zia: people who sleep with socks worry me.

Jazmine: people who sleep are weird.

Rain: I was a sock once...

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Judge: do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

Jazmine: no.

Judge: *covers mic* what do I do?

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Zia: *throws a pair of pants across the room*

Venus: woah what did the pants do to you?

Zia: it should be illegal for pants to not have any FUCKING POCKETS!!

Venus: ....

Venus: why do you think I wear guy's shorts smh.

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Zia: *yelling at people from on top of a table*

Jazmine: why is she on a table?

Venus: it makes her feel tall.

Rain: she also says she has the high ground that way.

Venus: it's kind of her thing.

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Rain: YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT??

Rain: I...

Rain: 

Rain: I wanna be in the room where it happens.

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Venus: is Zia here?

Jazmine: uh you know what-

Zia: *dives out a window*

Jazmine: she just left.

Venus: really?

Jazmine: yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

Zia: *reaches up through the window and grabs her jacket before running around to the street*

Jazmine: sorry.

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Rain: every single interaction I've ever had is complete guesswork.

Rain: every time I ever have a conversation I spend the next 30 minutes grading myself.

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Zia: you guys know anime isn't real right?? You are aware it's fake???

Jazmine: *grabs knife* start running, bitch.

Zia: and I thought I had a fucking problem. *jumps out another window and leaves the city*

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Jazmine: I love it when Americans say "chewsday" in a mocking accent and then the Brits send them death threats.

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Rain: pea is stored in the pods.

Venus: get out of my room.

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Rain: I really am just taking 2020 raw, unprotected. I don't have a Switch so I can't play AC and I don't even have a DnD group to keep me going. I'm just, doing a pure, uncut, straight line of 2020 down the kitchen counter.

Jazmine: ...

Jazmine: do I need to call your therapist?

Rain: please.

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Zia: does violence really have to be the last resort?

Jazmine: yes.

Zia: but can't it be like, third?

Jazmine: last time you said this someone got thrown up on a wall encased in ice.

Jazmine: Zia who did you kill?

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Venus: "we're ruining the planet" I'm sorry who is this "we" last time I checked I wasn't running a billion dollar oil business.

Rain: sometimes I use the Keurig and feel bad about it but then I remember: just 100 companies responsible for 71% of global emissions.

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Venus: we must colonize Europe.

Rain: *nodding* the ol switcheroo

Zia: I don't like this idea.

Jazmine: oh sure you don't but-

Zia: *shaking her head* I don't wanna hear it.

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Jazmine: is there a word that's a mix of sad and angry?

Zia: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Rain: smad.

Venus: two kinds of people.

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Rain: I'm trying out this thing called "activities"

Rain: "activities" is where you do different things such as play an instrument or plant a garden.

Venus: tell me more.

Rain: I've said too much.

Next Day

Venus: hey has anyone seen Rain?

Zia: nope.

Jazmine: nope.

Venus: *shaking her head* they got him.

Zia: wha

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Zia: my hobbies:

Zia: switching between the same three apps for several hours.

Zia: not speaking to anyone for days at a time.

Zia: listening to the same songs I have been listening to for multiple years

Zia: imagining myself in situations that will never exist.

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Jazmine: over a hundred terror bytes of scary images on my horrifying hard drive

Rain: Jaz are you good?

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Venus: hey not to sound evil but if I ever had the power to cast lightning bolts on anyone I wanted, I would use it on people who inconvenience me ever so slightly.

Zia: Zeus without the horny.

Venus: I simply didn't mention the horny.

Jazmine: why do I put up with y'all.

Zia: cuz you love us.