Peter
What's your name?
???
Excuse me?
Peter
W h a t i s y o u r n a m e?
???
Why do you need to know that?
Peter
...so I can make a contact for you?
???
Do people usually make contacts for wrong numbers?
Why are you still texting me anyway?
Peter
Well no but you said I could talk to you anytime
If it annoys you that much I can stop
???
Yeesh kid I was just giving you a hard time. Idc if you wanna text me
But seriously, I can't tell you my name
Peter
Why not?
Wait... is it because you're gonna kidnap me and you don't want me to report you to the police?!?!
You get shadier everyday
???
For the last time kid I'm not some creep
I just can't tell you because I'm paranoid about people tracking my number...so to speak
Peter
Mmmmmmm okay. What about a nickname?
???
I don't have one
Peter
Well I guess we have to make one then
Do have any hobbies? Oh! What's your job?
???
Well, like you, I'm into engineering. But I'm not a nerd. And I work at SI
Peter
yOU WORK WHERE?!
???
Why are you so surprised? I said I like engineering
Peter
Yeah but Tony Stark is like my idol! He's an engineer and a hero!
He's pretty much the best avenger.
???
Can I quote you on that?
Peter
Why?
???
I'm trying to convince my friends that he's the best
*coworkers
I still hate them
Peter
Yeah you can quote me
I guess
???
So why is he your favorite?
Peter
Well other than the fact that he's also an engineer, he saved me once
When I was little
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I want details
What happened?
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Sorry Kid, Wrong Number
FanfictionAfter May dies in a car crash on her way home, Peter tries to text Ned. But PLOT TWIST! He didn't enter the number quite right... Now Peter must try to continue being Spider-man without tipping off his new foster family. Civil and Infinity wars didn...
