Dr. D
Peter Parker, why does your school record say you're suspended until Monday?
Peter
What
Why do you know my name?
Why do you know that?!
Dr. D
Answer my question first
Peter
No!
Are you actually gonna murder me? I was joking about all that!
How do you know?
Dr. D
Kid, calm down.
I looked into your records because I thought you might be a potential threat.
I just wanted to make sure your story checked out.
Peter
That's an invasion of my privacy
And idk if I can trust you
Not to be rude, but this is really shady. You won't tell me anything about you and now you know everything about me
Dr. D
Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry, but I couldn't take the risk.
I wish I could tell you more, but it's classified.
If it's any consolation, I promise I'm not going to do anything illegal.
Peter
You mean other than tracking my phone and going through my personal information without consent or a warrant?
Dr. D
How do you know I didn't have a warrant?
Peter
Because I haven't engaged in any behaviour that would justify the authorization of one
Dr. D
In that case, yes. Other than that.
Peter
Oh yeah, that promise means a lot coming from you.
Dr. D
Look, is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
Peter
Tell me your name and I'll call it even
Dr. D
I told you I can't do that. It could endanger the company I work for or my loved ones.
Peter
Fine. I can understand that.
But I'm still angry
And suspicious
Dr. D
What if I buy you one of those swap things?
Peter
What?
Dr. D
Y'know, that portable game thingy?
Peter
You mean a Switch?
Dr. D
Yeah, that
Peter
Uh
You don't have to do that
How do you know I don't have one anyway?
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Sorry Kid, Wrong Number
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