Warning: Cognitohazard, MEME Hazard Detected.
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Dr Bright: What are the Top 10 Things That Can Pose A Threat On Earth?
Dr Gears: Unfortunately, I must say it will be you.
Dr Sophia: Yes, I agree.
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Dr Bright: One anomalous pizza, please.
Chaz Ambrose, carrying a menu list: I'm sorry, but what?
Dr Bright: I thought you serve those here.
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(Early Morning Incident on Site 19)
Dr Bright: So, what are we doing here, anyways?
Dr Tilda, Site Director, knowing that Dr Bright was trespassing: That leaves that question to you, Mr Bright.
Dr Bright, hiding an anomalous object behind his back: What? Me? Again? What a disappointment...
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The Black Queen: Who is better, The Serpents Hand, or The Black Queen?
Little Sisters: Yes....
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Android 1: I am created by Anderson's Robotics.
Android 2: I am created by Anderson's Robotics.
Dr Bright, holding a chainsaw cannon: Then, why are you here?
Android 1 and 2, surprise Pikachu face: Uhhhhhhhhhhh....
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Tim Wilson: I cared for the goddamn animals.
Dr Bright, holding a chainsaw cannon: Why not kill em?
Tim Wilson: No!
Dr Bright, cocking the chainsaw cannon: Then I'll kill em for you!
Tim Wilson: NOOO!!! That's illegal... When I least expected it was...
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Dr Bright, typing into SCP-294: I want... "Expresso".
Dr Sophia: Uhhhhhhhh, Bright, that's the tenth coffee. I don't think it will...
Dr Bright: MORE CAFFEINE, LESS MIGRAINE!
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Marshall: Decided to buy anything?
Dr Bright, cocking a chainsaw cannon: Yes, I'll buy a dead Marshall, a mutilated Carter, and the carcass of Dark, please.
Marshall: (gulp)
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Dr Bright: So, why you are named Alto, and your surname is Clef? Are you a son from a good musician?!
Dr Clef: (sighs) Here we go again...
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Dr Gears: Can you not cause an X-K End Of The World Scenario...
The Black Queen, knowing all levels of The Way, and leading an apocalyptic invasion around each dimension:
Dr Gears: FOR FIVE GODDAMN MINUTES!!
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Dr Bright: The most beautiful part of your body, is your face.
Dr Katherine: Uhhh, thanks...
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