Forever In Your Arms (Dahvie Vanity FanFiction <3)

Chapter 7: Store Adventures

Bryan walked in casually and sat down with Kris the Bunny as the camera man. Bryan turned his head to me and smiled. "Kally! Nice to see you again," Bryan winked "Really nice to see you again." His eyes drifted down then back up and kept doing that until Dahvie stepped in front of him and grabbed his Aeropostale hoodie. 

"Back. The. Fuck. Off. My. Girl!" Dahvie sat on Bryan's chest, and since Dahvie is much bigger, Bryan coughed and pleeded for air while the rest of us laughed. Kris was filming the whole thing. He moved the camera to me laughing when I wasn't paying attention and he started giggling. "Dude, Dahv, you have a really hot girlfriend!" Dahvie slowly turned his head to Kris. 

"Put the camera down, Kris." Kris put down the camera, and Bryan picked it up as soon as Dahvie jumped off him. Dahvie then chased Kris through the whole house and backyard screaming "YOU GET BACK HERE YOU BITCH!" I finally stopped Dahvie and kissed his cheek. 

"Just 'cause they think I'm pretty doesn't mean that they want to date me. Okay? Feel better?" Dahvie made a sad face similar to a puppy when you don't feed it quick enough. He nodded then smiled. "Good. Now, come on, we have an interview to finish."

It was shopping day, so we had to get groceries and new boots for Jayy Von since his had a hole in the sole. Bryan and Kris and Aria followed us through the store and kept making jokes about wanting to pants Dahvie, but since Dahvie's pants were too tight, they couldn't. Instead...

Kris pulled my pants down in the middle of the store and I screamed. My red lace panties were appearently very interesting to a man and his 16 year old son. Dahvie hid me and Jayy helped me get my jeans back on. Dahvie looked around, and luckily no cameras were in sight. Jayy turned to Aria, who was now holding the camera. He walked over to her and grabbed the camera. "Oh, I'm sorry. You pansted Kally, does that mean you wanted me to break your neck and camera?" Bryan, Kris, and Aria all shook their heads quickly and Jayy grabbed Kris's shirt. "You'd better erase that or I will erase you from existence. Got it?" Kris nodded in fear and quickly deleted the file.

My face was flushed red and I grabbed a gallon of milk as I saw an old lady talking to a woman holding a baby. They kept whispering then staring at me. 

"Do you have a problem with me?" I glared at them. The old one spoke in a tone that made me want to slap her so hard her wrinkles fell off. "You are a very immodest woman. You probably sell your body to men just so you can pay for a cheap motel!" Shocked, I stuttered. "D-Dahvie!" My boyfriend came running and I told him what the lady had said. 

He smiled at the lady. "Ma'am, I know that in your times girls weren't this hot, but you can't say things like that to my girlfriend and get away with it." The grandma and woman glared and the woman's baby cried, so they walked away. I sighed.

"I should start wearing blouses and khakis if it means I won't look like a whore..." Dahvie stroked my cheek and kisses my forehead; Bryan recorded everything. "You never look like a whore, and you aren't one. You can't let that old hag call you things like that, and believe her. You're the most beautiful woman I've ever met, and I can't ask for anything more, because you're all I've ever wanted."