JoJo's CRACK Adventure!! One shots

Koichi x Jotaro

"Mister Jotaro , why do you tall?" Koichi politely asked.
"I am blood of joestars so I tall" Jotaro replied and wiped his eyes due to tiredness. Koichi looked down and bit Jotaro , "Wtf Koichi why u so kinky" Jotaro said and orad Koichi into Rohan's house.

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Rohan smirked and picked up Koichi. "Ya like manga?? I like manga!!! U are manga!!!1!1!!" Rohan shouted and laughed menacingly. Koichi screamed alerting Yoshikage Kira so he came in through the window and blew up Rohan he then turned to Koichi and kissed him before saying , "My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I ocassionaly drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Althought, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone." He then blew Koichi up and drank his wife's fingers before choking on them and dying. Reimi smiles at herself and prayed for the poor souls that died finding Kira. "Thank you brave soul Little Rohan and Coochie..."