Tony : My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Bucky : Punch him in the stomach.
Natasha : Tackle him.
Sam : Kick him.
Steve : Or maybe just ask me to lean down.
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Fanfiction¹𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 ▸ 𝘐𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵!𝘛𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘈𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴. 𝘍𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘛𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘳, 𝘐𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘣𝘺 𝘮𝘦. ♡