IZ*ONE ON CRACK (Book version:)

eunbi's favourite baby

{Nako crying her eyes out in the middle of the apartment}

{The floor a mess}

{Chaeyeon trying to control what the fuck is going on but too many people are messing about its too hard too}

Door opens.

Eunbi:guys I'm hom-

Chaeyeon:unnie! Finally please help me!

Chaewon: Yujin ,Wonyoung and Nako had some crazy shit going on.

Eunbi:nako my baby! Who did this to you?

Nako: y-yujin a-and W-Wonyoung had a crazy argument and i-i.. I came over to try and tone it down b-but it didn't wor-rk..

Wonyoung: LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY GIRLFRIEND!

Yujin:NO LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY SISTER?!

Eunbi: BOTH OF YOU CALM DOWN. Nako shhss don't cry...mummy will deal with this soon

Chaeyeon:that's actually my daughter-

Sakura: you're mistaken she's my daughter , it makes the most sense!

Chaeyeon: OUR.

Sakura:that works as well

Hitomi:wait how would that work again?

Chaeyeon:nako is a pure Japanese native like sakura however she speaks very good Korean and is almost close to sounding like a native.

Nako:um...

Eunbi:okay enough of that. Nako go wash your face, come back quickly and sit with Yujin and wonyoung. By the time you come back , they'll be apgoliseing and hugging you.

{Nako nods and runs off}

Eunbi: now you two ,you've got some explaining to do.

Wonyoung:IT WAS HER

Yujin:NO-

Eunbi:and no shouting or I'm beating your ass down.

{10 minutes of explaining and inaudible 'i shouldn't have done that' and 'sorry'}

Nako:I'm back !

Yujin and wonyoung running towards nako and hugging her ,in unsion saying : I'M SORRY UNNIE!!

Minju:how the hell-

Hyewon:the power of eunbi unnie is real