Hallarious Harry and other stories.

Unexpected turn

Harry: Oh fuck you Malfoy

Draco: Fuck me yourself you coward

Harry: oh ....

Harry: I mean if you consent of course y'know it's a big discussion and um only if you want to and I don't want to impose and um

Draco: Okay you come with me now. My room. I'm topping. Do you have some lube?

Harry: *blushing* um yes

Draco: Yes.....?

Harry: *visable confusion* Yes daddy??

Draco: oh... well come along then Potter it's urgent