Hallarious Harry and other stories.

Do you remember the time?

Harry: Hey do you remember the time you punched Malfoy?

Hermionie: Oh yeah that felt good.

Ron: Oh yeah that was wicked

Harry: Do you remember that time Malfoy turned into a ferret?

Ron: Hahaha oh yeah that was hallarious!

Hermionie: It was an unfair punishment.

Harry: and do you remember that time I pushed Draco up against a wall and kissed him for hours?

Ron: ....

Hermionie: ....no?

Harry: ...

Harry: Haha me neither, that totally never happened.