"This raises the question: What will it take to convince deniers? What if they burned up in their shoes, would that do it? What if God came down and drew a hockey stick graph on the wall? What if Dumbledore explained it using his Pensieve? Look, if science doesn't work, it's going to have to be God, magic, or spontaneous combustion; that's just a fact of nature." (Jess Zimmerman)
Marigold speaks on Spontaneous Human Combustion.
A love triangle with a twist.
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