Dalagang Astig

Simula

Simula

Why am I here?

How did I get here?

My nose is like going to vomit blood because of the deep tagalog words.

What kind of cloth is this? It's too conservative.

Then my hair is on a clean bun. Ugh! I hate this! It's so girly!

Where's that damn mountain to go back in my time?

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Note: Naku, naku, naku! Kayanin kaya ni Clarita barumbada ang manatili ng pansamantala sa panahon ng kastila?