Shock!Tale (An Undertale AU)

Chapter 3 (Gameplay)

Frisks POV

I was scared, but I was determined. So I turned around and shook his hand. And to my surprise, there was a loud farting sound, and then laughter between both of us. But once I stopped laughing, I noticed that he was a skeleton. But before I could say anything he calmed down spoke still laughing a little between bits, "The old whoopie cushion in the hand trick, heh, always funny. Anyway," sticking his hand back inside his hoodie pocket, "my name is Sans, Sans the skeleton." He said with a sly grin, while leaning back on his heels.

I tried to speak but he interrupted, "So your a Human? Well that's funny, especially down here." He said suspiciously but teasingly. "Anyway, I just got a tip for u. DONT U FLIPPING DARE HURT MY BROTHER, CAPICHE?" His eye was glowing a bright electrifying yellow as he said that, in a very, very serious tone. He obviously didn't trust me.

I could feel all my sins crawling up my back, And I was definitely fearing for my life. So all I did was nod my head slightly with agreement. Then all Sans did was wave his arm while turning around to face the other direction. He took a few steps forward but then stopped for a second turned his head towards me and said, "See u up ahead kiddo." And he was gone in a flash.

So I went under the thick rope, confused but not quite surprised by him teleporting like that, because of the magic I have seen the monsters in the ruins. I kept on walking through on the snowy path at a quick pace shivering, but I was determined to find somewhere to stay for the night.

I quickly reached Sans Sentry post. He had his shades pulled over his eyes, his legs were on top of the table one on top of another, and his hands were placed on the back of his head. He seemed to be sleeping? Well at least I thought so. I mean, I didn't take that long to get here, did it? So I started to walk past. But then his brother ran past me, "Sans sorry I'm late... huff... I didn't mean to be, I got caught up training with Undyne." He said out of breath, with his hands on this knee caps. Once he caught his breath he stood and looked up at him. "SANS! YOU LAZY BONES!" Sans brother yelled.

I jumped at the surprisingly loud change of tone in his voice. Sans lifted up his shades just enough so that you could see one of his eyes, which was looking at his brother. "Oh hey Papyrus, what u need?" Sans said casually, like he had heard this for the 100th time.

"SANS! YOU KNOW WHY IM HERE!" Papyrus said in a slightly whiny, but frustrated.

"Do I?" Sans protested teasingly.

"Fine if u really want to play this game." Papyrus mumble. "WELL SANS. YOU SAD THAT YOU WOULD HELP ME LEARN SOME NEW ATTACKS TODAY. SO THERE." He crossed his arms, waiting for an answer.

Sans yawned and then gave his answer, "We can do it tomorrow ok bro?"

"NO!" Papyrus sounded really annoyed and slightly frustrated with his brother. "YOU TELL ME THAT LIKE EVERY DAY!"

This conversation was going know were, and Papyrus didn't even notice me yet. I was just standing there a few feet away watching and listening to their continuous conversation. But was Sans really that lazy? No wonder I found him asleep then. "Well bro, why dontcha look behind you?" He grinned slyly.

Oh how I hated when he made that face.

To be continued...