"BOBALINA! WHERES MY HORSE DILDO?!);;$5:;7!!" My mother yelled from across the house, "WTF DO YOU MEAN HORSE DILDO, HOW YOU SUPPOSED TO FIT THAT IN YOUR SMALL PUSSY" I screeched from the laundry room, "I WILL MAKE IT FIT!! Oh I found it, it was with my 5inch heels" she yelled back. Wow this check strange asf how do I put up whit her shit oml. Bobalina was chucking sock into the washing machine when she accidentally threw her phone in. "FUCCKCNSKD how did I-" she went to grab it out but got stuck. "This bitch flew omg tim- HUH WAIT IM STUCK WTAFWHSB WHAT KINDA PRONO IS THIS- MUM IM STUCK SEND HELP" I screamed while shaking my body trying to get out. "ILL CALL THE REPAIR MAN SO JUST WAIT TILL HE GETS HERE BC IM LEAVING FOR MY DICK APPOINTMENT NOW" my mother yelled back happily. "This bitch Istg"
48 minutes later
"JESUS FUCKEN CHRIST WHEN IS THAT REPAIR MAN COMINGGAUSHSKDH" I squirmed. *KNOCK KNOCK* "omg is that him, COME IN THE DIIRS UNLOCKED", "so... I heard you got stuck in a washer ;)" the man said I could hear him grinning. "DONT EVEN THINK ANOUT FUCKING ME ISTG JUST GET ME OUT WE CAN FUCK AFTER" I yelled my voice echoing through the whole washing machine. "Woah I was just kidding" he said while yanking me out of the machine. "OWW BITC- oh it's you-" I said awkwardly as I shuffled back. "Uhh yeah I work for my dad too" San said with a bright smile. "Damn boy don't overwork yourself it's not good for your health" I said then walked past him into the living room showing him to sit. "So- are we really gonna fuck now" he said in a scared voice. "NAISYSOSHKS NO I WAS JOKING-" I cackled while looking at his embarrassed face. "Oh well I should go then" he said kinda sadly. "Yeah BYE" I smiled happily and thanked him again for helping me out of the washing machine and pushed him out the door and slammed it. "God what's up with him and working all these jobs, and why are they ALL AT MY HOUSE"...
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