This is what led me to believe his last two brain cells just died, right there, in that instant.
"I imagine they're on the pet food aisle, Lucas." Kid has been working here for four years. You had to be meaningfully dictated to being an idiot to end up like that. Somewhere out there was a very disappointed mother.
"Oh. Yeah." The dullest of lightbulbs momentarily flickered on. "Puppy Wagon, right?" Then there it was, the bulb went off, shattered on the ground.
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Pup-A-liscious kibbles
Comédie"PRICE CHECK. PUPP-A-LICIOUS KIBBLES." I swear kid was on another planet, perhaps living in an alternate reality. I don't get paid enough to do this.