5 Seconds of Vamps

Nal Murphino

Nikoles POV

"Come on Nikole, We need to leave!" Freya shouted from the car. I quickly finished my Chinese food and ran out to the car.

We were on our way to the library. Freya wanted a book on how to break up with someone in a "sassy and punk rock way." She was planning on dumping Michael and going back to Luke. I was happy for her - and since Ashton is also single, MASHTON CAN BE REAL!

We reached the library ten minutes later and I was already going through Chinese food withdrawal. I'm on pills for my "addiction", but I never take them. Why can't they just accept my love for Chinese food?

Freya walked into the "Advice" section and I flicked through a few Chinese cookbooks. Suddenly, I spotted an old, dusty looking hardback. I picked it up. In gold lettering was written,

"The Merchant of Venice

By William Shakespeare"

The exciting title sent shivers down my spine. For once I forgot all about Chinese food as I began to read this masterpiece.

Freya's POV

"Nikole! Time to go!" I shouted, and was shortly answered by a dissaproving

"Shhhh!"

from some lady. I flip her off and she suddenly faints. I think she is dead. Whoops that's what that bitch gets.

Nikole doesn't respond to my shout. I search the library until I find her crouched in a corner, reading some ratchet old book.

"Wtf is that nikole?" I asked her.

"...my life" she whispers.

I grabbed the book out of her had. It was the merchant of Venice, that stupid play I studied in school.

"Nikole why are you reading this?' I asked her.

" I'm....I'm in love with Shylock." She answered

Tara's POV

I sat in Mc Donalds eating chicken nuggets. I was so excited. Freya was going to get back with Luke. Fruke has and always will be my otp.

Oh chicken nuggets how I love you so.

Michaels POV

Don't get me wrong, Freya was awesome. But Ashton is my true love. Tara accidentally let it slip that she is gonna break up with me so now I can be with my true soulmate. Mashton is love mashton is life.

Nikoles POV

I sat in the back seat of the car crying my eyes out. Why must you be fictional Shylock? I love you so. You can catch me once upon the hip anytime.

I had convinced Freya to stop at xtra vision and rent the merchant of Venice on DVD. Every word Shylock said me love him more. He looked so fine on the DVD case.

I let out a wail. "I love you Shylock! I wish you were real so I could stalk you!"

"Why don't you just stalk the actor that plays him in the movie?" Suggested Freya.

What a great idea. I flip the DVD over and see

"Al Pacino as Shylock."

Oh al. You will be mine.

Freya's POV

"Michael I'm sorry I just don't love you anymore."

"K ima go fuck Ashton now yeh?"

"Yaass #otp #mashton"

Ashton POV

Me and Michael did the buttsex

Nikoles POV

Al Pacino. 74. Italian. The love of my life.

I need to find him.

I go into google and search

"Al Pacino events 2014"

Showing results for Al Pacino events 2014 - 1 match

Al Pacino world tour

My heart beats fast. I click on the link and sure enough, my bae al is coming to a theatre near me in just 2 days. Oh please let there be tickets left.

What? Aparantly there are no tickets sold. Who wouldn't want to see that hottie live? I have an idea. I will buy all the tickets. Then when al comes out on stage, it'll just be me, looking hella fine, ready to make my move.

The webpage at alpacinotour.com says: "are you sure you would like to purchase 5,000 tickets for Al Pacino: greatest hits?"

Of course I'm sure!

2 days later

its time. I am sitting in the theatre, waiting for al. I bet he is so hot live. I am wearing a tight red bodycon. I have to be sexy for al. My stalker app says that's his favorite color.

"Welcome to the... Eh?" Says al.

"Where is everyone?"

I swoon. Sexiness pours out of each wrinkle on his face.

"Just me, babe.." I say, walking up to the stage.

"Well aren't you a fine piece of ass! Al likey!"  He shouts.

"Wana get some Chinese food?" He offers.

He likes CHINESE FOOD?! THIS IS MY PERFECT MAN!"

" of course let's go!" I say, winking flirtily.

Oh al. You may not have gotten Antonio's heart but you sure got mine.