Disney: Hey guys! I'm back after about 5 months. Sorry I haven't updated. I've been busy with school and making memes. So hope y'all are okay during coronavirus. So today we are going to have our gang react to Mulan and coronavirus. Here we go!
*teleports
K: Well look who decided to talk to us again
Disney: Shut it Keefe
K: Disney you didn't turn your translator on.
Disney: Oh whoops *Turns it on
Disney: I said shut it Keefe
K: What? It's been a while
L: I'm so happy we're back! I was hoping for a good movie.
Disney: Okay everyone we are going to watch a classic, Mulan!
S: Oh that's a really good movie.
Disney: Good to hear you've watched it before. If you haven't I would have said "Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow! Dishonor on your whole family!
S: Hahaha you like Mushu?
Disney: 110%
F: So are we going to watch the movie?
Disney: Yeah sure it's just that the readers need a bit of information on you guys and me.
T: What are readers?
Disney: Oop almost broke the fourth wall.
W: What's the fourth wall?
Disney: Nevermind. Lets watch the movie!
T: But-
D: *turns on movie
T: Disney-
M: SHHH
D: *Smirks
T: *groans
*1h28m and 202g of popcorn later
K: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
T: No stop-
K: TO DEFEAT THE HUNS
F: You know I would sing with you but your singing is getting annoying
Dex: It was always annoying what are you talking about.
Disney: Anywayyyy you guys haven't watched a movie in a while. What do you think?
M: I love how Mulan wasn't the one to be saved but instead saved everyone else
B: Definitely. By the way, what was that makeup remover on her sleeve and where can I get it?
Disney: I assumed as much.
B: assumed what?
Disney: You would ask that. It's kinda obvious
B: But seriously where can I get it.
Wylie: Biana this is an animation. It's fake.
B: Oh.
Disney: Thank you Wylie. Now any other comments?
F: I guess not
W: Can you tell us about the fourth wall now?
Disney: Anyway so I have a bonus today!
W: You are avoiding the qu-
Disney: So in the forbidden cities a virus has been spreading around.
L: What kind
Disney: Us humans call it COVID-19 which stands for coronavirus 2019. Although it's really funny because it was named on December 31st so maybe calling it COVID-20 would have been more appropriate but that doesn't matter.
S: What's so bad about this virus?
Disney: It's a new virus so it doesn't have a vaccine. No vaccine means no protection. NO protection means getting sick.
T: And getting sick means death?
Disney: Not necessarily. The virus is like the common cold or the flu. It could be deadly but most people recover.
S: That's not that bad.
Disney: I know but no vaccine.
S: So why is this so bad compared to the flu or cold
Disney: So cities are basically closing down. Businesses closing, getting fined for simply going outside.
M: Wow that's serious.
Disney: Yup. The only things that are open are first responders, food and supermarkets it's actually crazy.
F: Are there fundraisers?
Disney: Yeah there were actually. A few days ago there was a giant online concert called one world together at home. It's where popular singers, actors, celebrities all came together and sang and/or talked about corona.
S: That sounds so awesome
Disney: It was.
K: What have you been doing. I mean other than lamenting you haven't seen me
Disney: Oh you know when I'm not doing online school I'm hanging out with my family. If I'm not hanging out with my family, I'm probably reading, writing, playing video games or making memes. So yeah I haven't been able to fit lamenting into my schedule
K: You lie.
B: Wait so everyone still has to do school
Disney: Yep. And instead of less schoolwork, we get like 10 times more. I find it funny how schools are always telling us "Oh you want to have fun? Well you can do that at home. Keep your school lives and home lives separate." Now we low key have to do school in our homes
F: You should bring this up to your magnate.
Disney: Yeah they are called principals here.
F: Well you should.
Disney: Maybe. *looks at watch
Disney: oop I'm going to be late for online school. Say bye for the readers!
KC except wylie: Bye!
Wylie: Seriously what are readers
Disney: Whoops I broke the fouth wall again.
Wylie: WHAT IS THE FOURTH WALL.
Disney: Bye guys! *disappears
Wylie: DO seriously none of you find that weird
Disney: *Pops back
Disney: Bye Wylie *Makes him disappear.
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