Things you might want to know:
-Pietro is alive
-He was on cap's side during Civil War but both he and Wanda were pardoned quite quickly
-They all have been pardoned but Tony doesn't trust Steve and Bucky that much anymore
Other:
-Year 2016
~3rd person~
Peter:
Hey guess what your dad did today
???:
Who the fuck is this?
Peter:
Oh shoot sorry wrong number
That was meant for my cousin
She got a new number you see
I dialled it wrong apparently
???:
Okay??
But what did the dad do?
Peter:
Okayso we have prank wars twice a year in my family
And all my uncles take part in it
So its in teams
And our team was winning
So the opposite team pranked my cousin's dad, let's call him birdy
So first they poured water on him
And then some feathers
And he got mad so he ate my other uncles poptarts
And it ended up both of them getting banned from kitchen
Again
???:
Your family sounds fun
Peter:
Yeah
Its dysFUNctional
???:
My family's boring
I have mom and dad and they're always working
They never have time for me
Peter:
:((
Thats sad
All my uncles have told me my dad was a workaholic before he met me
???:
Met?
Are you like adopted?
Peter:
Yeah. Mainly my friends know it
???:
So where's your real family
Peter:
My parents died when I was four
My uncle died couple years ago
And my aunt died last year
Dad took me in immediately knowing I had no one else
???:
Oh...
Sorry to hear
Peter:
Yeah... But now I have bunch of uncles, sister, brother and like four cousins
???:
How many brothers does your dad have??
Peter:
None
???:
?
?
?
Peter:
I call all his close friends uncles.
???:
Oh.
But no aunts?
Peter:
No
Just mom and мама
???:
Two moms?
Peter:
Not exactly
The other one is married with my dad and the other was acts like a mother. Literally I'm the only one that can prank her
But she's on my team during prank wars
???:
That sounds disturbingly much like Black Widow and Spider-Man
Peter:
Maybe
???:
But I love Spider-Man
He's so perfect
Wonder if he has abs?
Must have
Oh fuck I'm going all gay again
Peter:
Wait you're gay?
???:
Shit
Maybe?
Peter:
Cool!
I'm bi
???:
Really?
Peter:
Yeah!
Can I call you gaybuddy?
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Spiderman/Peter Parker oneshots
FanfictionBunch of oneshots I managed to scribble Includes... -cursing -violence, but not too much -some irondad/spideyson stuff -other fun (or not so fun) stuff with other avengers Ships this will contain -Spideypool -Stony -IronStrange -Pepperony -Shuri/Mj ...
