RAINY DAYS

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HOMESTUCK BELONGS TO ANDREW HUSSIE

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U wake up 'cause dat is wat you do arond here. U wake up. Yo name es Rainbow Sparkle Winky
Slayer. It's competely ironic. But all dem sburbers and shot call you Rain. 

Yo hair is a bright neon blue, but it totes change colors deeping on the troll U'm talkin to.
It probably becuzz you are some hereo of hart. The Muse of Hart, U think. 

You are wearing troll horns and like you mentined tour hear is brite blue. U are wareing a long blue dres dat is totes synched to your hair. Your sures are basic red gof tear. They shine in the brightness og the sun. 

Yo land is Land Of Loot And Umbrellas. (Gedit?)

U turn around (Cuz someone coughed), on front off the ligh is ==>

KARKAT!!!!!!!!  

KARKAT: wHAT DO YOU F*CK*SSES WANT? wHY DID YOUR HARE TURN GRAY?
RAIN: Lol!1 Dum Kar! Yo blod is grey an dat mens that my hair wil be to.
KARKAT: tHAT MAKES COMPLETE SENCE. F*CKING THANK YOU FOR THAT VALUEABLE INFO
RAIN: Bro, tats why we are friends.
KARKAT: i COMPLETELY F*CKING AGREE. 
RAIN: loL Your friendship mans nothing to me.

U stab Karkat with yo Umbrellakind thats mad out of sowrds in his freakin weard sing on his
shirt. Gary blood drips out of him and oozes into his balls. 
You laff, becas he is dead and props didn't love you anyways. You den take yo umbrella and put it in dah nearet closet to store away.

Thats wehn DAVE walks in. He totes stairs you down, before takin off his classes and saying

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DAVE: What the Hella happened here?
RAIN: KARKAR was being hella sarcastic. He had to go.
DAVE: Good, I was getting tired of his gray blood anyways.
RAIN: Me too. But I'm super bored now.
DAVE: Deres a party with yo favorite caraters down in dah metero.

U Nodd yo head, but y'all don't do nothing because you have to wait a whole week. So you do
sloppy smopping sessions, but Dave's totes homo, but he don't know what he feel. He holding out for a speachal WindBOy. U smile real wide cux yo OTP might be true!!!!!

You two decide to then pass the time.