RAINY DAYS

Part 5

*NOTE I refuse to type half my sentences in all caps. Gamzee will think and narrate with out a quirk. This goes to all humans too.

GAMZEE'S POV.

Aradia and I walk to the end of the very green hallway. She just got out of a daze, of course. I have observed dazes tend to happen when one looks at Jade. It's rather good that Jade lives in the farthest and highest part of the felt mansion, or we might lose our focus where ever we go. 

Aradia uses her colorful red sprite powers to open the door, in a rather dramatic way, then exclaims "DAVE GET YO BODY MASS OUTTA HERE!!!". Only to her dismay, Dave was not in the room. John was. 

The room was very predictably green, but this place was different from the rest of the rooms, and we all knew it. This was the liquor storage, with an added bonus of a piano. There were liquor storages possibly everywhere, but Roxy locked them away before she died.

John found this one awhile back, and he guzzles the alcohol quite often. There is even a designated throw up zone for him. Being drunk does odd things to his head. To be completely honest, I'm not sure this is alcohol. 

John is sitting very comfortably on the piano, leaning on it for support. His arm rests on the middle of the keys, and if he were to move it awful noise would come forth. In his other hand, there is a glass of the (maybe) liquor that was a stunning (Human) blood red.

JOHN: Good day, mate! Fancy *hick* seeing you here!

ARADIA: Have y0u seen Dave. I need that bucket muncher f0r Jade and Rain.

JOHN: Who's Dave? Who's Rain?

ARADIA: D0n't y0u even pretend y0u d0n't kn0w wh0 they are! I can't even beli...

GAMZEE: (whisper to Aradia) he's not in his right mind. JOHN, DID SOMEONE ELSE COME IN HERE AT ALL TODAY?

JOHN: Well, Mr., I did *hick* happen to spy upon a *hick* white something earlier. Maybe or maybe not human...

GAMZEE: Can you direct me to the direction the maybe human went?

JOHN: Possibly...

ARADIA: J0HN, TELL ME WHERE DAVE WENT!

I lean towards him, and put my hand on the hard, cold seat.

JOHN: EWWW, I'M NOT A HOMOSEXUAL!!!

GAMZEE: I AM NOT TRYING TO SEDUCE YOU! i just need you to focus, when did you see him come in?

JOHN: How could *hick* I know the time? 
JOHN: There isn't any clocks in here.

There is, in fact several clocks in here. Eight, if I counted correctly.

GAMZEE: JUST THINK.

John's face goes into some odd form and he makes a 'mmmm' sound. 

JOHN: He went up the stairs to see the puppet master. *Hick*

GAMZEE: good enough. COME ON, EVERYONE.

We tread forward towards the next set of doors.