Give You Hell || j.j.k

10. Taehyung for Breakfast

(A/n: very much filler for next chapter hehe)
"Look at that shit..." Yoongi angrily swigged down his chocolate milk at the lunch table.
"You mean Taehyung and that girl?" The girl he was with pointed to the two that were plucking food at each other and laughing.
"I don't even know her name.. and then she pulls up with one of the hottest guys at school like she isn't as ugly as she is!" The girl that Yoongi had his arm around said, and he scoffed.
"Alright, I don't like it either but that's my sister you talking cum rag." He let go of her and stood up, walking over to Hoseok and Jungkook.
"It's bullshit!" Hoseok yelled.
"Those two?" Yoongi asked as he slammed his hands down.
"Yes, those two!"
Jungkook watched them, unreadable.
Hm...
"I'd be happier if she was with any of you over him." Yoongi ranted.
"Even Jimin...?" Jungkook asked.
He stopped fuming for a second.
"Okay, almost any of you over him..."
"What are you implying shortass?" Jimin asked as he wrapped his arm around Yoongi, who was taller than him. "I think you're saying to seduce the pretty boy." He slurred.
Drunk.
"No, I'm saying that I need one of the capable boys to take her."
The rest perked up, excluding Namjoon who was studying.
"I'll do it." Hoseok bravely stood up.
"You cry if she laughs loudly, no." Yoongi declared.
"But it's how she laughed when she was small!" He began tearing up.
"I am too handsome for her to not pick me." Seokjin declared.
"Solid option, but I think I know who could do a better job..." Jimin said.
Namjoon looked up. "I don't know if I have time right now, if that's what you're saying..." he pointed at his book.
"Not you, you're only horny for calculus! Jungkook!"
The hell spawn side eyed Jimin.
"I'm not gonna-"
"You're the only one that's interesting enough that she doesn't know too well yet!" He insisted.
"I can't-" he tried to protest.
Break her heart, and you're home.
He looked around to the insistent table, and Namjoon.
"Fine, I guess."
———
"Breakfast, (Y/n)!" Jin called me from downstairs, it was Tuesday and a few of the boys stayed over last night.
I sat up and gasped when I saw a half naked demon pacing around my closet. His tail was out and swishing, and I absolutely did not notice the way his back muscles moved, and how his shoulder blades seemed to poke out more than normal.
Like that's where wings went.
"That shirt? No..." he went through his stuff.
I accidentally gulped too loud and he turned to me.
"Morning." I said in a high pitched tone as I desperately tried to keep eye contact.
You have a kinda-boyfriend! Stop!
"Ah, I'm sorry..." he blushed and grabbed a hoodie, seeing that it was a bit too small. "Ah, this fit me a week ago..." he seemed confused as he pulled it back over his head.
"Guess I got bigger!" He smiled with his bunny teeth as he grabbed his pink one that we stole.
He looked down at it and smiled fondly, then back to me with the same expression.
"Breakfast is ready." He sent a small wink as he threw the hoodie on and left.
Ping!
Tae🥺💜: goomorningggg ^-^ hope you slept well
My heart fluttered.
Right, a wink didn't mean anything. And it's not like Jungkook could ever make me feel the way Taehyung makes me feel.
Relative🍻😾: get ur ass downstairs
I sighed as I closed the text from Yoongi and swung my feet over the side of my bed.
I wonder if now would be an okay time to start dressing like a rat again? Now that Taehyung and I were more casual.
A bit of effort wouldn't hurt...
I got ready in 20 minutes and came down, Taehyung sat on the couch with his legs together and looking terrified as Jimin and Hoseok paced around him.
"You dickwads, when did he get here?!" I yelled as the door unlocked and Namjoon barged in, book in hand as he ran into the shoe rack.
"Oh, hi." He looked up.
"Why are you here? Who called you?" I interrogated with anger as I stormed up to the tall man.
"Ah- Hoseok said that we were gonna all put Taehyung through the trials?"
The boys groaned as he gave up the plan.
"Jung Hoseok!" I yelled as he pouted. "You've hurt me." I declared and his eyes went wide.
"Let him up." I ordered and he began to tear up.
Taehyung shuffled over to me, looking confused.
"Jimin," I turned to him and he rolled his eyes, thinking that I was about to pull a lousy guilt trip.
"We're not watching Golden Girls together on Sundays."
His heart stopped.
"Seokjin." I grabbed Taehyung's hand. "I'll make my own breakfast from now on." I sternly modded.
"And you..." I spun to Yoongi. "You four-foot, beetle juice lookin' pussy faced, air breathing twat! If he's doing the trial, then so are the all new members!
Namjoon, Jungkook, and Taehyung looked at each other, scared and confused.
He challenged me with his eyes. "If anyone fails to complete the trial, they're out of the group, and you have to cut off all ties to them, romantically or otherwise!"
"Fine!"
"Fine!" He yelled back. "Jimin, come help me map it out..." he ushered him out.
"Are we skipping again?" Namjoon asked as he followed them.
"What's going on (Y/n)?" Taehyung pleaded as he turned my face to look at him.
I stared into his eyes, and saw the way they sparkled like a baby deer.
Like Jungkook.
Jungkook flashed into my mind.
I shook my head. "We're just skipping and hanging out to see if the boys will ever accept you... is that okay?" I asked, and he cupped my face, laughing to himself.
"So I have to prove my love?"
My breath hitched. "Afraid so." I leaned into his hand gently, flashes of the demon king taking over my mind.
I closed my eyes tightly as Jungkook's eyes turned back from read.