HUENINGKAI | ONLY ONE.

twenty-seven

kai's hoes 🍑✨

beomgyu:
so did haru wake up pregnant this morning?

hueningkai:
u sit five seats away from and i can either throw a paper ball at ur ahjumma looking headass or give u a hug.

your pick

taehyun:
i'm pretty sure the condom broke

hueningkai:
listen up here midget, if i see ur bitchass smirk at me one more time i'm telling seri

taehyun:
don't drag my woman into this

u have other responsibilities

like being a father HAHAHA

beomgyu:
GOOD ONE TAE

hueningkai:
U GUYS SUCK

taehyun:
yeonjun and soobin are missing out on the fun going on rn

beomgyu:
my dearest ning, if u ever need a babysitter, just call us boys

it would be $50 an hour.
$50 for each of us <3

hueningkai:
how about i kick ur ass

taehyun:
extra $50 for changing the diapers <3

hueningkai:
how about my foot up ur ass

yeonjun:
how about y'all shut up and listen in class

soobin:
yeonjun i can literally see u from my class window

ur laughing ur ass off please shut up

yeonjun:
rough night ning? 😗

hueningkai:
we

did

NOTHING

all i did was cuddle her in my arms 😔

taehyun:
and cue the "aws"

soobin:
aw

beomgyu:
aww

yeonjun:
awww

taehyun:
AWWW YEAH

hueningkai:
i am EMBARRASSED GOODBYE

hueningkai has left the chat

taehyun:
i knew the brat would finally be able to make the first move

beomgyu:
hais everyone's in love with someone but me

soobin:
and me bitch

yeonjun:
some day boys, be patient okay?

taehyun:
yea beom, have u moved on from areum yet?

beomgyu:
slowly my friend, saw her on the train the other day

yeonjun:
:/ it's okay gyu

taehyun:
and soobin?

soobin:
i will always miss miyoung but i know that she wants me to move on as well

yeonjun:
atta boys, u can do this

taehyun:
love you guys

beomgyu:
love you gays ❤️

soobin:
i'm gay

yeonjun:
so am i ❤️

hueningkai:
y'all really decided to be sweet and shit when i'm not around huh 😔🤚🏻

yeonjun:
shit the brat is here
LOVE U NING

yeonjun has left the chat

soobin:
don't worry ning, nari smacked his head

i can already see them bickering from my class

hueningkai:
hmph >:(

taehyun:
so guys|

(mister jung takes taehyun's phone out of his grasp)

hueningkai:
(eyes widen)
shit shit shit

mr jung:
(cocks an eyebrow at hueningkai after reading the conversation between the boys)

"beomgyu, taehyun and hueningkai. see me after class"

(returns taehyun's phone)

"especially you hueningkai"

taehyun:
(sighs in relief and keeps his phone in his pocket)

beomgyu:
(giggles and sticks his tongue out at hueningkai)

hueningkai:
(huffs in annoyance and pouts at mister jung)

mister jung:
(smirks and gives hueningkai a small thumbs up)
MY CHILD FINALLY DID IT