bonus: kai's hoes🍑✨

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hueningkai:
GUYS TODAY IS THE DAY

beomgyu:
it's 1st May, what's so special

taehyun:
he's going to ask haru to be his girlfriend u idiot

yeonjun:
beomgyu, ily but sometimes i want to throw a banana at u

beomgyu:
grade A bullies >:(

soobin:
OUR NINGNING IS A BIG BOI NOW

hueningkai:
I'M SO NERVOUS
what if she had a last minute realisation that she hates me?

taehyun:
yeonjun, do u have a spare banana?

yeonjun:
yes i do
shall we ambush gyu and kai?

taehyun:
yes pls

beomgyu:
soobin help </3

hueningkai:
soobinie :(

soobin:
it's going to be alright ning, don't worry
& beomie, i gotta go soon

beomgyu:
who r u meeting >:(
r u cheating on me :(
haha geddit guys, cos areum cheated on my dumbass 🤡

soobin:
i-
don't even know how to respond to that
that's a sick joke gyu :(

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beomgyu:
NO BBY COME BACC
ily kai, DO WELL TODAY
if u can't do it for urself, do it for me <3

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hueningkai:
AHHHH should i get her flowers?? what if i didn't do enough.
i'm so nervous what the fuck

yeonjun:
take it easy ning, haru won't drop ur ass that easily

taehyun:
mhm, u should just lend her ur favourite yellow hoodie. girls love that
AND MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T STINK LIKE YEONJUN

hueningkai:
holy shit kang, ur right
I'VE GOTTA GO
ily boys, ttyl 🥺

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yeonjun:
kang taehyun, i'm gonna beat ur ass

taehyun:
seri's gonna beat my ass for u 🤡 she's coming over from haru's house

yeonjun:
SO IS NARI
and pls thank seri for me <3

taehyun:
bich >:(

yeonjun:
no u 😘
anyways, i gotta go smell good 🤡
meaning, i need to shower
ttyl kang 😘

taehyun:
goodbye stinko 🖕🏻❤️

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yeonjun:
ur too cruel >:(

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