HUENINGKAI | ONLY ONE.

eighteen

kai's hoes 🍑✨

hueningkai:
i'm sleeping over at haru's tonight

yeonjun:
aw my babies

taehyun:
use protection

beomgyu:
no objections

soobin:
just use protection

yeonjun:
HAHAHAHA

hueningkai:
u guys are wishing for death

taehyun:
no we wish to see little ningnings running around before our deaths

beomgyu:
damn right, i'll be the best uncle there ever was

soobin:
no gyu, it'll be ME
sweets for the kids everyday

yeonjun:
can i have sweets too 🥺

soobin:
yessir sweets for our baby junnie

hueningkai:
no asshats, I'M STILL THE BABY.
SUCK
IT
UP

taehyun:
y'all hear sumn

beomgyu:
i think dad's angry

taehyun:
holy shit you're right

soobin:
i'm laughing too much rn, i cant breathe

beomgyu:
soobin i'm right beside u and ur ass is breathing just fine

yeonjun:
what a bunch of losers HAHAHA

taehyun:
the only top here is hueningkai

soobin;
HAHAHAHA

beomgyu:
HOLY SHIT HAHAHA

yeonjun:
I'M DECEASED HAHAHA
NING USE PROTECTION OKAY

hueningkai:
U GUYS R THE WORST WHAT THE FUCK

taehyun:
have fun ning!

hueningkai:
i-

hueningkai has left the chat

soobin:
fr tho, i think haru likes kai

beomgyu:
they're really cute tgt 🥺💕

taehyun:
they're dumb that's what they are
they don't even realise how long they're taking wtf

yeonjun:
damn, kai really be wasting his time writing anonymous letters to her tho

taehyun:
for what reason

yeonjun:
apparently haru likes someone

soobin:
it's definitely ning

beomgyu:
what makes u think so?

soobin:
i've seen the way she looks at him, she's longing for him to notice her

taehyun:
how poetic

btw, haru told me she still has feelings for kai. kai clearly likes haru back.

anyways, we should give them an extra push don't u think so boys?

beomgyu:
hell yeah
wAIT HARU LIKES NING?

taehyun:
do u have eyes

beomgyu:
yes

taehyun:
can u read

beomgyu:
yes

taehyun:
then yes u blind prick haru likes ning

beomgyu:
i-

yeonjun:
so this is how it was like when u guys helped me with nari

soobin:
the oldest and youngest happen to be idiots 😗😗

beomgyu:
dumb and dumber 😗

yeonjun:
i did not expect to be attacked like this

taehyun:
HAHAHA who's the loser now

yeonjun:
kang taehyun

taehyun:
oh shit

taehyun has left the chat

yeonjun:
that's what i thought