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five midnight memories
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Wednesday, September 22nd, 1993 divination classroom.
Is professor Trelawny the most batty, wooly teacher ever? yes.
Is divination still the funniest lesson? yes.
however I don't think she intends for it to be funny...it just is. Like her absolute insanity and unstableness is hilarious
apparently I have "the gift" of being able to see the future ( spoiler ; I don't, I can't think of anything worse then being forced to see the future...actually it would let me in on the questions on the tests...maybe its not so bad if I had this supposed gift. BUT I DONT )
only me and Carla take divination from our group, angelina and alicia take muggle studies instead ( why... as someone who is a fucking muggle born, muggle studies seems like the worst lesson. why spend an hour learning about toasters when you could spend a lesson making up stupid predictions? )
apparently Fred, George, Lee and Olly all had the same idea because they too took the subject and are sat behind me and Carla. it makes for a very amusing lesson.
We were doing tarot cards, you pick three cards and there you go that's your future! This being me and Carla of course we didn't do it correctly.
I drew ( cherry picked ) Carlas cards
"Three of swords. Surgery. Have fun with the breast implants."
"Ooooh... The Empress, a babys on its way. Call it Geraldine please."
"No.. im calling it Keith." Carla laughed
"Ten of swords ... back problems or painful endings ... you choose."
"Ill take the back problems. Okay your turn." for a few minutes she looked through the cards and consulted the book
"Six of Cups...Reunions with an old friend."
"The guy who told me my aura was off from 91 .... I've been waiting to meet him!" I laughed ( very true in the summer of 91 I met a guy who told me my aura was off and that he had just the right things to cleanse It {drugs} were besties but like ... he hasn't wrote back to any of my letters)
