(kyle vs Drake)
Kyle:fight me bro right now
Drake:Easy now because i dont wanna break your face
Kyle:oh yeah cmon since you talking trash
Drake:ok(leaps at kyle going for a punch)
Kyle:(dodges and sends in a upper kick)
Drake:(deflects with a lower kick forcing kyles leg down)
kyle:YOU LITTLE RAT ILL SHOW YOU A FIGHT(grabs Drakes head and slams it into the ground)
Drake:aaagh(cries out in pain)
Kyle:you see that you suck, my point proven
Teddy:woah that was quick
Mr Dead:(enters field)its never a good fight unless someone dies
Class:(laughs)
(AT HOME)
Drake:(enters home)h......hey?(sees mom on top of some random guy without clothes)
Mom:What are you doing here?
Drake:I live here
Mom:(gets off man)
Drake:Im just gonna go like somewhere less ummm.......less rated R
Mom:please Drake ill explain later
Drake:(backs out room slowly back outside)
Mom:Chris just leave now
Chris: i paid you though
Mom:get out now Chris
Chris:(puts on pants and leaves)
Drake:sooooooooooooooo?
Mom:look i gotta pay the bills somehow?
Drake:seriously?
Mom:Drake im sorry baby
Drake:so this is your "job"
Mom:(cries covering her face)
Drake:I just cant believe you could've been a ninja and you traded it to satisfy perverts
Mom:it paid more
Drake: did it really do those STD's count as pay
Mom:Drake baby so i must tell you the rest i completely sold myself to this ninja that lives 3 miles away and we're moving in with him and his son
Drake:I cant beleive you
Mom:just pack your stuff we leave in the morning
YOU ARE READING
Tale Of Drake
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