(Two days later)
Dj:(calls kyle)hello your song it went viral over night they love it
Kyle:Duh
Drake:we're gonna be rich
(REAL DAD TEXT)
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Dad* Im on break why is nobody home
Son*Mom didnt tell you
Dad*tell me?
Son*she moved us out and we live with Kalvin now
Dad*who tf is Kalvin😠😠😠😠
Dad*whats the address im on my way😡😡😡
Son*oh no
Dad*im about to shoot somebody
Son*calm down
Dad*give me the freakin address now
Son*no dad your not gonna ruin my new life you were never there anyway
Dad*boy i was working being clan leader takes alot of time but thats how i pay bills
Son*so why was mom selling herself the whole time to pay bills
Dad*she was what?!
Son*huh so im sure yall got some issues to settle now bye
Kyle: lets hurry up and get to school
Drake:ok
kyle:(running) at least this is a chance to impress Sonya
Drake:i guess
Kyle:NOW HURRY UP AT SCHOOL YOURE A LOSER
Drake:why did i expect you to fully change
Kyle:WHAT IN HECK DID YOU THINK THIS WAS
Drake:just shut up
Sonya:(falls from a nearby tree)
Kyle:WHERE YOU SPYING ON US
Sonya:im really sorry i just couldnt help but notice you two walking together
Kyle:NO WE WERE NOT WE JUST MET UP
Sonya:i live two houses rooms down from your hotel room i saw you walk out together
Kyle:OK LOOK DONT TELL NOBODY BUT WE ARE TECHNICALLY BROTHERS
Sonya:whaaaaaaaat?
Drake:so umm Sonya its a dance on friday did any one ask you yet
Sonya:No im waiting on a special person to ask me
Drake:when is that special person going to ask you out?
Sonya:I think now
Drake:(turns and looks around)i dont see anybody
Sonya:(giggles)
Kyle:YOU CLUELESS IDIOT SHE MEANT YOU,GOSH GET A LIFE
Drake:ooooooooh
Sonya(kisses Drake on the lips)i heard your song by the way and one of your lines caught my attention
Drake:oh yeah i forgot about the song
Kyle:we got racks pouring in by the second
Dad:(begins to grow from the soil)that is a ninja trick one of the most skilled ninja arts wich this generation does not take serious
Drake:WELL BEING A NINJA IS OLD NOW DAD GET OVER IT
Dad:how dare you say such words on our family legacy
Drake:this is why mom left you, your so busy being a ninja you forget we have feelings
Dad:Ha feelings dont exist boy your a ninja
Drake:you know what ,go screw yourself old man
Kyle:(burst out laughing)It doesnt get better than this
Dad:its been 11 ninja wars since you the beggining and when the 12th comes dont say you werent warned
Drake:It wont happen now leave
Dad:fine you disapointment ,ninja art evaporation style(becomes mist and blows away
YOU ARE READING
Tale Of Drake
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