Drake:its......its
Kyle:it is
Drake:its.......
Kyle:who?
Drake: her name...........
Kyle:😡Hurry up
Drake:her name is.....uugh
Kyle:SAY IT BEFORE I BLOW YOUR FREAKIN HEAD OFF YOUR BODY WITH ONE PUNCH
Kalvin:(hears kyle)is everything alright up there
Mom:i hope nobodies head got blown off
Kyle:ITS FINE OLD PEOPLE
Drake:its Sonya
Kyle:😠😡😐😑😕😮☺😊😃😂what?
Drake:why did your expression change so many times
Kyle:dude shes a lesbian
Drake:😦awww man
Kyle:its alright there is plenty of hot chicks in our school
Drake:but i only like her
kyle:oh well shes not in the market for boys
Drake:Im so stupid
Kyle:well if your hot enough she might change her mind then next thing you know bam shes pregnant
Drake:oh no
Kyle:oh yeah
Drake:oh no
Kyle:oh yeah, thats right
Drake:just like that?
Kyle:oh yeah just like that
Kalvin:(walks in to the sound of oh yeah just like that)what!?
Kyle:No its not like what sounds like dad
Drake:yeah old man
Kalvin:oh ok but if its anything you boys need to tell me feel free,like if your gay
Drake/Kyle:WE'RE NOT GAY

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Tale Of Drake
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