Tale Of Drake

Death of Sonya vengence maybe not

Drake:i cant believe that butthole dad of mine is saying stuff like that
Kyle:if your dad is a butthole i feel like telling him to screw himself is rated R
Drake:i didnt know screwing yourself wasnt
Kyle: good point there
Drake:so anyway wars dont realy happen right
Sonya:i just love being ignored back here
Drake:ok?
Kyle:we are not ignoring you just listen
Drake:war is a cold path that i fear
Kyle:FEAR IS FOR LOOOSERS SO SHUT UP WITH ALL THAT IM AFRAID TO CRAP
Drake:yeah your right(enters school)
Sonya:This is all wrong something isnt right
Mr Dead:Hurry up get inside the class room there are ninjas from anotjer country coming to our country
Drake:What!?
Kyle:we are going to war
(Teachers run by with swords and mask gear on)
Principle Cold: Teachers secure all doors and windows and guard our students
Mr Dead: Remember the lesson about the ninja who helped build this place and who could litteratly destroy an army alone
Kyle:You mean the one who died like a 300 years ago
Mr Dead:yeah that one hes been brought back from the dead and he wants to rule us
Kyle:ok so jump him and kill him
Mr Dead:Hes way to strong and hes not alone he has a zombie army
Kyle:If only i had dynamite
Mr Dead:What ever you do dont try to confront him
Kyle: come on lets go find the dead guy Drake
Drake:ok
Sonya:Im coming
(walks until they say an army coming up a hill)
Zane:Who goes there?
Drake:is that him?
Kyle:looks young for 330 years old
DrakeI thought hed have Yoda fuzz in his ears
Zane:what is Yoda?
Drake:Its Yo....... Momma!
Kyle:why didnt the zombie cross the road?
Drake:because we are brainless?
Kyle:No because he didnt want his butt kicked
Zane:DID YOU THREATHEN TO KICKETH MY BOTTOM AND CALLETH ME A ZOMBIE
Kyle:what the hell did you just say?
Zane:For  that ,pretty girl pays the price,ninja art 100 knives
(100 knives land in Sonya's chest)
(Sonya's body collapse onto ground and her eyes roll back)
Drake:ninja art,sword style(butter knife lands in his hands)
Zane:yawn*honestly i should just kill you for trying
Kyle:ninja arts,tiger style(tiger runs after zane)
Zane:erase(tiger is gone)
Drake:So this why our teacher said dont try to jump you
Zane:JUMPETH ME NOT FOR I SHALL ERASE YOU IF I WANTED TO, IM ADMIN OF THIS BOOK
Drake:like a video game admin
Zane:Only those who have the power of the rap bros can beat me
Drake:tge rap bros?
Kyle:he means the legendary guys who created this place by rapping
Zane:your rap isnt lit enough to stop this fire
Kyle:spit the bars then
Zane:ok,I lay like im yo freaking momma ooo,I gave her money cause i got cash like obama,ooo
Kyle:(falls down)hes too strong that  was fire
Drake:I'll show you bars
Zane:Boy sit on the ground cause i already took yo girl,yo mommas round and look like stevens friend pearl
Drake(passes out)
Tripple k:(stood before him in his dream)I will lend you my bars you must be strong to handle what your about to spit because I am the oldest rap bro
Double k:Thats right fool I'll be giving my strength to Kyle he will give his to Drake
(They lightly tap the boys on the head waking them up)
Drake:I feel like a god
Kyle:Me too
Zane: ha I will cook you fools
Drake:ya uh ,oh babay run through your crew in the club like a bay blade
Kyle:kisssing on yo girl in the booth like hay hay
Drake:I dont do drugs but im talking like bay bay
Kyle:yeah she looking good so really gotta hollar
Drake:Imma listen to her taking lessons like a scholar
Kyle:All up on yo girl hold her back like collar
Drake:Aye yuh i got the drip ,baby girl take a sip,while Im rubbing on your hips.Kissing on them pretty lips.Zane is built like tip.Talking that crap,hes a trip.Got too much dip on his chip.Rocking that blue like a crip.Cutting with left dash combo like snip.Aye*Aye*Aye
Kyle:Run down the block like sonic dash*aye,She all on me ask can I smash*aye,Tell her never mind while im throwing all this cash*ayeIm not thinking about life cause my thoughts never rash*aye
Zane:(Falls hard and starts bleeding)Where did you get such fire?Only the rap bros could do such a duo
Kyle:Its no point in trying to fight beat us we took away your rap power
Zane:yes my rap,but not my admin ability,fly me.(starts flying above there heads)
Kyle:We arent admins
Drake:yes we are the rap gave us the abilities,lazer cannon!(shoots giant lazer at Zane)
Zane:Uno reverse(sends lazer back zapping Drake)
Kyle:I'VE HAD A ENOUGH OF YOU,GIANT FIRE TORNADO!(a tornado of fire snatches up zack
Zane:NOOOOOOO!(dies)