Hubby: where have you been its been 5 weeks
Y/N: I'm still getting milk i cant find it
Hubby: no you're not I'm not stupid where are you really
Y/N: this is joe exotic leave her alone she never loved you or the kids now that shes with me shes finally happy screw u fatty
Hubby: i want a divorce but i dont want the kids either
Y/N:ok ill take them but don't expect them to be happy they will be workers and if they lose a limb I'm not paying for it
