Leon needs love guys come on

Kliff And ALM?!?

Everyone stood in shock as Alm and Kliff got it on. This was an Alm x Leon fanfic! Leon couldn't stand for this, so in retaliation he went to Tobin.

"Tobin!"

"Yes?"

"Let's cheeky bum sex!"

"Oh I see, you were roped in by my glorious bowl cut and my bulging biceps"

"No alm is fucking your hoe and I need revenge"

"Oh"

"Shut up Tobin" said every single person there.

Suddenly, newly spawned terrors raided the camp! They started digging through their stolen rations and collection of books from the two time Hugo award finalist nominee Chuck Tingle!

Alm quickly rallied the soldiers and they battled with dicks floppin and asses clappin.

To be continued...