mad lib gone wrong

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our names in the groupchat

The Queen-me (Violetta Moonblood)----------- The Ass-Lionus lioncry ------------- Ice boy-loki

flowerpower-finny(from black butler) ---------- Bringmepiiiiiieeeee-Dean Winchester

don'tsleepwithme-Sam Winchester----------- beeeeees-Castiel-----CandyMan-Gabriel

geekylez-Charlie Bradbury----------- America'sAss- Steve Rogers

givemeaheartattack-tony stark--------thebestassassin- Natasha Romanoff

Greenie- Bruce Banner------POPTARRRTTTTSSSS-Thor------theworstassassin-Clint Barton

Hooker-Sebastian Michalis-------Emoleader-Ciel Phantomhive------MissBipolar-Alois Tracy

thesecondbestassassin-Mey-Rin------can'tcook-Bard

thats all for now


-- A Huge Mistake--

The Queen: wanna here some weird ass mad lib that some of us did

miss bipolar: surrrrre 😊🤩😝😇😈

emo leader: what did you guys do now 

The Queen ummmmm Alois you are apart of this weird ass thing

Miss Bipolar: oh i know but i love it lol

The Queen:well here we and i want feedback you guys when you all see it

America's Ass: why do i have a bad feeling about this?

The Queen: Look at this Bed, isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the Window
The Window who has everything?

The Ass: Look at this Poster, treasures untold
How many wonders can one Nail hold?
Fucking around here, you'd think
Sure, she's got everything

flower power: I've got Cars and Trucks a-plenty
I've got who's-its and what's-its galore
You Run thing-a-mabobs?
I've got 333
But who cares? No Hard deal. I Jump more

ice boy: I wanna be where the Trains are
I wanna see, wanna see 'em Snoring
walkin' around on those
Whaddya call 'em? Oh, feet

hooker: Cooking your fins, you don't get too far
Legs are required for Driving, dancin'
Strollin' along down the
What's that word again? Hero
Up where Tables Kick
Up where Tables run
Up where Tables stay all day in the sun
Wanderin' free, wish I could be
Part of that Chair

candyman: What would I give if I could live
Outta these Barrels?
What would I pay to spend a day
Warm on the sand?

geekylez: Betcha on Castle they understand
Bet they don't reprimand their Knives
Bright young women, sick of Killing
Ready to stand

miss bipolar: And ready to know what the Chain know
Ask 'em Pretty questions and get some answers
What's a Vase, and why does it
What's the word? Punch

The Queen, The Ass Flowerpower, iceboy, candyman, geekylez, hooker, miss bipolar:  When's it my turn?       Wouldn't I Slice?       Slice to explore that Bat up above         Out of Ugly Door, wish Computer could be       Slam of that Axe

The Queen so what you guys think

givemeaheartattack: what.....in......the.....fuck.....was.......that.........and why was i not a part of it

candy man: shouldnt you be dead^^^^

givemeaheartattack: naaaaahhhhhh...........okay fine i got strangled to death by Violetta but then Lionis some how brought me back

thebestassassin: i thought it was funny it was a mad lib so i was bound to be weird

The Queen: guys guys GUYS!!!!!!!!! guess what i did something weird llllooookkk

The Queen: Look at this bed, right?
Don't you think my collection is complete?
Don't think I'm a window
Who has it all?
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Check out this poster. Countless.
How many miracle nails can be retained?
Shit you think
Certainly there is everything
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I have lots of cars and trucks.
I have a person for this and for many things.
Do you treat Mabob?
I have 333
But who cares? Not the most complicated thing
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I want to be on a train
I want to see. I want to see a injection.
I will
What's her name
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Your kitchen's kitchens will not be too far away.
Feet are essential for running, dancing.
Stroll
What is that name? The hero
The position on the table is trembling
Table opening position
The table is in the sun all day.
Vanderin 'is free. I wish I could be there.
Part of that chair
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What can I give if I can survive?
Either tanks or not
What should I pay to spend the day?
Is the sand hot?
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The keys they understand
I bet they won't kill him with a knife"
Kill the happy girl
Stay tuned
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And be prepared to know the chains
Ask good questions and find answers.
What is a vase and why?
What is that name? Digging is driving down
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There is my chance
I don't cut it, do I?
Cut to check out this section above
A bad computer cannot be behind a bad door
The helmet for the briefs

The Queen: i ran that shit through google translate and switched it between several different languages then back to english and this is what came up  

Candyman: oh my fucking god that is hilarious

Beeees: that is funny but im not laughing as much as gabriel

Candyman: screw you baby bro that shit is hilarious

dontsleepwithme: gabe sweetie its not that funny

 Bringmepiiiiiieeeee: screw you its all funny

theworstassassin: wahr the fuk i wok up and thiss shith and i have likke a thousndds messasfes whhhayy

The ass: umm your worse then me at spelling and i fucking suck at spelling

The Queen: clint sweetie do i have to come over and give you some classes on how to spell

theworstassassin: nooo its just i just woke up and cant really see straight

thebestassassin: there is nothing straight about you 

Miss bipolar: yaaaasssss gurl you tell him 😏😏

emo leader: and there is nothing straight about you either alois you are such a girl

Miss Bipolar: mhmmm but you must love this "girl" then

emo leader: umm wha-

The Queen: well them two probably gonna not type anymore anytime soon 

emo leader: heeelelppppp akjdhfasdpofa;knfopaustjnfsfgurjsvc jrj.tgfio;tj4,.trgog4bjk.gtrou;.trxo;jwr

POPTARRRTTTTSSSS: hahahahahha that stuff is funny and ummmmmmm is he okay

The Queen: no i think alois killed him or he probably said something to him irl so alois probably is kicking his ass right now

Greenie: why do our conversations always end is someone getting either killed or beat up?

The Ass: you dont need to know that hahahahahhahahaha





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