It was a pitch black night when Goldilocks woke up. She had a special date with a certain dark lord. She ripped off her night gown, rendering her completely naked. Using her newfound fairy powers, that she aquired from blending the fairy council members and drinking them, flew to her meeting spot, a musty abandoned cave. When she entered, she came in contact with no other than Voldemort. "Hey baaaaaaaaaaaby" said Goldilocks. "Ready to get hot, funky and steamy???" "Shut up!" exclaimed voldemort, "I just want to have a daughter" he said. Voldemort ripped off his clothes and the two villains banged so hard that everything in a 30 mile radius burned down.
The next morning, Harry, Ron and Hermione fell from the sky and broke through a house's roof and fell into the living room of the house. "Ugh! How far did we fall?" groaned Harry. The house just happened to be Jack and Goldilock's house. The crash woke up the entire house. Connor, Bree, Jack and Hero came into the living room. "WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE" exclaimed Jack. "Allow us to introduce ourselves" said Hermione. "I'm Hermione, the red haired kid is Ron, and the kid with the lightning scar is Harry" she explained. "Interesting" said Hero. Jack took out a belt and started to strangle Hero with it. "What did I say about speaking without permission" Jack said angrily. Bree took out a frying pan and smashed Jack in the head with it, so he wouldn't kill Hero. Harry and Hermione were creeped out by the child abuse, but Ron seemed to enjoy it. Connor realized that Goldilocks wasn't there. They checked her room, but saw that all that remained was her nightgown. Connor realized that Goldilock's nightgown was the only piece of clothing that she owned. " I know this idiot did not go outside naked" said Connor angrily. They decided to head to the Red Ridinghood kingdom to ask Red and Froggy if they knew where Goldilocks was. "Hey you guys wanna come?" asked Bree to Harry Ron and Hermione. Harry shrugged and said "Sure we'll come". Jack hijacked a milk cart. Harry,Ron,Hermione,Jack,Bree and Connor all got into an argument on whether or not mexicans should be banned from making tacos, so Hero once again had to drive the cart. Once they got into the castle, they saw Red and Froggy playing poker. Bree asked them if they had seen Goldilocks but both of them had not seen her. Suddenly, Alex ran out of the kitchen in tears. "Why is my boyfriend Arthur's dead body in the burger meat?" she cried. Red and Froggy chose not to answer. Bree was about to comfort Alex when they heard a loud bang outside. Everybody ran outside to check it out.
To be Continued
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The Ultimate Retarded Sexual Violent Crossover Event
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