Our heroes finally managed to make Vanessa talk. She confessed that her father and goldilocks, had planned to go to the dimension of "Gravity Falls." Alex created a portal to gravity falls and our heroes went through. Meanwhile, in the Gravity Falls dimension, Dipper, Mabel and Soos were robbing a bank. "Nobody speak, or We'll kill you!" screamed Dipper. A four year old girl started to cry. "Can I go see my mom." The girl mumbled while tears dripped from eyes. Mabel took out a shotgun and blew the girl's head off. She took out a chainsaw and opened the girl's chest. Mabel then proceeded to take the girl's lungs out and turned them into a trombone. "Anyone else talks, that's whats gonna happen to you dudes" said Soos. Dipper, Mabel and Soos all laughed malicously at the destruction that they caused. This was until Voldilockscypher chowed up. "Well, Well, Well, if it isn't the pine twins!" Voldilockscypher screamed. "SHUT UP! OR I WILL SLICE YOUR NIPPLES OFF." Dipper yelled. Voldilockscypher grinned. He snapped his fingers. 5 sexy clowns made from coffee, tied Dipper, Mabel and Soos up using ropes made of mexican baby corpses. Voldilocks dragged the trio of robbers out of the bank and into the unknown. Before he left, Voldilockscypher snapped his fingers again. Maggots the size of John Cena crwled out of every person in the bank's eyes, killing them. As soon as Voldilockscypher left, Are gang of heroes arrived. They were horrified at the giant maggots eating the corpes of everyone in the bank. "This is a creepy sight to see." Alex took out her wand and killed the maggots. "Tell us where your father is!" Harry demanded to Vanessa. Vanessa stayed silent. Harry got so mad that, he took a pole and shoved it so far up her butt that it came out her mouth. Vanessa screamed in pleasure, instead of agony, which greatly annoyed Harry. Vannessa was too traumatized to even care. She had to take care of her son "blackboyniggajones". An old naked man came running into the bank. "Please help me! I told my great grand niece and nephew to rob and old bank and burn down a retirement home, but they haven't came back in a while. My name is grunkle Stan by the way." "We'll only help you if, you put on some clothes" Bree said disgusted. Grunkle Stan took out a baseball bat and smashed Bree's head with it. " Never tell me to wear clothes!" Grunkle Stan said sternly. Suddenly there was an explosion outside. Everybody ran outside to see Gravity falls being burned down to a crisp. Hermione screamed at the destruction, but the destruction made Ron feel sexy. At the center of it all was Voldilockscypher.
To be Continued
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The Ultimate Retarded Sexual Violent Crossover Event
ActionThe most epic crossover event you'll ever read which includes Harry Potter , Aru shah, The legend of zelda,Gravity Falls The land of stories and more! (P.S This is not for the faint hearted you will lose brain cells.)
