The Ultimate Retarded Sexual Violent Crossover Event

Aru Shah has a bomb plot

Once our heroes exited the portal, they had arrived in a museum. They saw many ancient Indian artifacts encased in glass. "Where are we?" asked Harry. "Maybe that girl over there can tell us," said Hero. The girl he was referring to was a little Indian girl laying down. It looked like she was trying to create a bomb. "Daddy used to lure little girls into our home and would then force them to become strippers. I think I know how to make this girl give us some answers," said Hero. Hero waddled over to the little girl. "That kid is seriously messed up," said Bree. Aru was almost done crafting her nuclear weapon that could kill millions when Hero tapped on her shoulder. "What do you want, dude. I'm trying to plan on how to commit crimes against humanity." Aru yelled at Hero. Hero used his father's cynical abduction methods to get Aru to tell him about the place. Suddenly, Aru's mom came into the room. It was midnight, so Aru's mom was angry. "You stupid girl. Why aren't you in bed." Aru noticed a sleeping dog in her mother's arms. "Aww, is that cute little puppy sleeping?" she asked her mother. "Nah it's dead". Aru's mom explained. "I bought a dog because animals satisfy my sexual desires. Unfortunutely this dog was ugly, and made want to kill myself. So I shoved five hundred cigarettes into the dog's body. I think it's stomach exploded." Aru's mom shrugged. "Dang woman, your crazy!" Aru exclaimed. " I know" said Aru's mom. Aru's mom then noticed all the people in the museum. "Who are these fools in my museum." "I don't know who these people are, they just kinda came," explained Aru. Everybody was beginning to get to know each other, when out of the blue. Aru's mom was shot in the back of the head. The murderer was Brynn. "ARU YOU WILL MAKE OUT WITH ME,  WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT." Brynn was completely naked and had nazi symbols covering her body. Alex covered Hero's eyes. Everybody watched in horror, when Aru took a pipe and shoved it up Brynn's butt. It went so far up, it went through Brynn's butt and came out her mouth. Blood came out of Brynn's mouth and eyeballs. Her last words were "All Hail Hitler." Brynn's head exploded, because Aru had planted a bomb in her head. "I think we should all go to sleep. This is getting wierd." said Alex. Everybody agreed and went to bed. At about 3:00 am Hero woke up. He cut a whole into Aru's arm and drained some of her blood. He then took a tied up Pewdiepie and put him into a blender along with Alex's blood. He blended pewdiepie and Alex's blood and drank what was left. Hero then set a bible on fire. Hero had just given himself some demon powers. The next day our protagonists decided to eat at mcdonalds. "MMMMMMMMM I havent had mcdonalds in years" screamed Harry. "Harry your such a fat boy" exclaimed Hermione. Hermione spoke too soon, as Ron had already took a rocket launcher and blew up a burger king and stole all the burgers. Ron then ate all the burgers and laughed malicously to himself. "Boys are so stupid and gay." complained Bree. Hermione nodded in total agreement. Together the two girls laughed and talked about Squirrel sex. Everybody was laughing and eating at mcdonalds except for Aru who excused herself. Aru went into the ladies room and took out a 5000000000000000000000 punds of dynamite. She was gonna blow the whole dang country apart. she lit the dynamite and blew up North America, killing everybody inside of the continent.