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Kapag may nag coconfess sayo at hindi mo siya type ito agad ang sabihin mo
"I can't breath." sabihin mo
"Really? That means i love you right?" tanong ng suitor mong hindi gwapo
"Wag assuming, hindi ikaw si daniel padilla. I can't breath kasi ang baho ng hininga mo, nasusuffocate na ako sa baho paki sara ang bibig please." isagot mo sabay irap at walk out.
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Kapag naman gustong mong mambara ng classmate ko na dada ng dada tungkol sa ganun at ganun isang mataray lang na
"WALA.KAMING.PAKE. SO SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, ATTENTION WHORE." mataray na sabihin mo sabay irap (ps. Kung may famewhore syempre may attention whore din ;) hahaha)
wag isigaw, idiin lang lahat ng words wag sigaw. DON'T SHOUT. Sayang ang ganda kung palengkera ang asal. ;)
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Kapag may nagconfess sayo at sinabi niya ito
"I like you."
ito ang isagot mo
"The feeling is mutual." nakasmile na sagot mo
"Really??" tanong niya
"Yup, really. I like myself too ya'know." sabay smirk at irap.
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pagmay madaldal kang classmate na kinausap ka at naiinis ka sa kanya
"Ano-------" pagsalitaan mo muna ng konti pero wag mong papatapusin
"Talk to me when you're human already." sabay irap
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Kapag may nagsabi sayo ng ganito
"Ang sama mo talaga!"
ito ang isagot mo
"Bakit? may sinabi ba ako na mabait ako? tsk." sabay irap
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"Look guys. The bitch is quiet hahaha!"
Ito ang isagot mo
"Don't judge me because I'm quiet, No one plans a murder out loud. Be careful darling."
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Kapag may nakaaway ka at sasampalin kana niya, better be fast and grab her hand. Don't slap her ok? Chill.
Ito ang sabihin mo
"I want to slap you, real hard. But that would be animal abuse." sabay smirk at bitaw ng marahas sa kamay niya. Walk out with a sexy and bitch walk while smirking.
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Kapag may naguusap at ganto ang pinaguusapan nila
"Ang lamig!" girl 1
"I know right, ang cool ko kasi eh. Hahaha!" girl 2
Ito ang sabihin mo sa girl 2 na sobrang feeler.
"If you're cooler than me, would that make me hotter than you? Great."
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Kapag may nagpapapansin na classmate mo na sinasabing ang pangit niya daw or something, Ito ang i-bara mo sa kaartehan niya (badtrip yung mga ganto guys. Seriously nagseselfie or titingin siya sa salamin at sasabihin niya ng malakas na "ang pangit ko" kahit na hindi naman ganun kapangit itsura niya, ilalakas niya pa talaga boses niya para lang may magsabi sa kanya ng mga comforting lines like "No your not." or "Ang ganda mo kaya." like duh! So pathetic and attention'whore'. Pwe!)
Ito i-bara mo sa kaartehan niya
"I don't know why you keep on complaining about your appearance. Your personality is even worse."
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Kapag may nagsasabi sabi tungkol sayo na kesho "She's so maarte" or "Hindi ka naman maganda"
Ito ang sabihin mo sa harap niya, yeah...confront her and slap this words to that futile person.
"I know I should respect your opinion, but I find that very difficult because you're an idiot."
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Kapag naman may binara ka at ganto ang sinabi niya sayo
"Ang sakit mo naman magsalita! Akala mo kung sino kang perpektong tao!"
Ito ang isagot mo
"Sorry for what I've said to make you think that I give a shit about your feelings. And I'm just being honest here, I don't sugarcoat dear. And I never said that I'm perfect, so shut up and just accept the fact, bitch."
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DONE WITH THE SPECIAL UPDATE! :) THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING THIS WORK OF MINE. I LOVE YOU ALL GUYS AND GOD BLESS. :)
I HOPE YOU'LL ALSO SUPPORT MY UPCOMING THREE STORIES ;) HIHIHI (PS. frustrated and trying hard author hereee. Hahaha.hopeless romantic eh, sarreehhh~)
Here are the titles of my upcoming stories:
When I Ran away
The Bitch's First Love
My Kind of Twist
Hope you'll support and read my stories kapag na publish kuna, hihihi. Hindi kupa ma publish kasi wala pa akong cover! Hahahaha lahat ng stories ko yung mga chapters ay 8chapters+ na lahat sa draft ko. Hahahaha. Sipag eh XD
Gusto ko kasing gitna na nakakalahati kuna yung story bago ko ipublish para hindi mainip at tuloy tuloy lang yung update hindi yung once in a blue moon lang hahaha. Ako kasi yung madalas madapuan ng author's block eh hahahaha.
Soooo...yun lang. I love you guys and God bless. :)
xoxo'christine :)
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