Loki Inverted

Chapter 3

I personally invite any transphobic people to leave right now. Ya'll might know what's coming...and no, it isn't the Spiderling.

The Avengers were thoroughly speechless. Cap, Nat, Bruce, Tony, Clint, Thor and Fury were in a S.H.I.E.L.D helicarrier flying to the London Sanctum where Doctor Strange was believed to be. They were all crowded into a small hotel-like room staring at Loki.

Loki was sitting cross-legged on the floor playing with Clint's puppy. He seemed to be having the time of life.

"What the actual, and excuse my language, hell is happening here?" Steve said for the umpteenth time. Tony opened his mouth to speak, and then shut it again.

"Doctor Strange teleported us to Norway, I didn't have any side-effects because I'm from Asgard. Loki however, is from Jotunheim, so the spell affected him somehow." Thor said for the also umpteenth time.

Nick Fury rolled his eye. "We're going to deal with this in the morning."

It has been some time since they'd gotten here, but Loki insisted on a tour of the helicarrier so he could "familiarize himself with his dearest friend's living space." It had been a long afternoon.

"I expect to see you here PROMPTLY at 8 am," Fury said. And with that he turned and walked out. The Avengers followed suit, Thor being the last. He shut the door, and locked it behind him.

Tony woke up at 7:30 am. "Thirty minutes 'till we deal with the Loki problem," Tony thought, as he got dressed. He made his way to the kitchen. When he got in, he stopped dead.

Sitting at the table, drinking a cup of coffee was a woman. A woman with black hair and green eyes. She was in green pajamas. She looked up and smiled at Tony. 

"I'm sorry, who are you exactly?" Tony asked, rubbing his eyes. At that moment, Thor walked in, took one look at the woman and said "Hello, sister."

Tony looked from Thor to the woman, and back to Thor again. "Your sister is here now?" He asked. "You have a sister? Why is she here? It's too early for this!" Tony ran his hands through his hair. "I need coffee."

"I have a sister today," Thor said. "Yesterday I had a brother. Although I'm slightly confused as to how you got out of the room," Thor said. 

"Why it was quite easy," said the woman.

"Loki, I locked the door."

"Loki!?"  Tony asked.

"You forget I'm a sorcerer," Loki said, ignoring Tony. "What should we do today!?"

"We're not going anywhere right now," Thor said. "We must figure out how to fix you."

"Fix me? What's wrong with me?" Loki asked. She looked down at herself. "Actually, I know. This was nice for the night, but I'm bored of it now."

He shifted back into his male body. "Better. Okay, now what's wrong with me?"

"WAIT A DAMN MINUTE," Tony interrupted.

"Language!" Steve yelled from across the hall.

Tony pulled on his hair. "I might just go psycho!" He said. Thor looked at him quizzically. 

"Peter may have educated me on modern social media," Tony said.

At that moment Nick Fury walked in. "It is 8 am, and NONE OF YOU, INCLUDING LOKI ARE IN THAT ROOM WHERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE."

"Sir, we will be landing in London in approximately 2 hours," JARVIS said.

"Why don't we postpone our meeting until we get to London?" Thor asked.

"Great idea," Tony said. "I need coffee."

Loki got up from the table, with a huge smile plastered on his face. "Ahh, Europe," he said. "We're going to have such fun brother!"

Thor sighed. This was becoming too much.

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