[you say i'm always getting mad, i'm always such a drag, but i'm not like that]
AFTER SCHOOL.
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i met up with richie and eddie after last class. when eddie lectures us about what's gonna happen at stanley's bar mitzvah coming up.
i looked to the classroom on my left and saw maxine talking to a teacher. she looked impatient as she bit her nails.
"there's this church full of jews, and stan has to take this super jew-y test." eddie explained. i returned my glance from the class to eddie.
"but how's it work?" i ask. eddie smirks.
"they slice the tip of his dick off." he told us quickly. i scoff.
"but then stan will have nothing left!" richie jokes, adjusting his glasses and chuckling. eddie shrugs and puffs his inhaler.
then stan comes out of his class. "guys!" he shouts for our attention. he runs towards us, finally catching up.
"hey stan, what happens at the mitzvah anyways? ed says they slice the tip of your d - d - duh - dick off." i laugh out.
richie chuckles. "yeah, and i think the rabbi's gonna pull down your pants. he'll turn to the crowd and say 'where's the beef?'." he says laughing.
stanley shakes his head. "at the bar mitzvah, i read from the torah, make a speech, and suddenly, i become a man." he explains.
"i could think of more funner ways to become a man." richie claims slyly.
stan raises an eyebrow. "more fun ways, you mean?" he corrects richie. we all exchange glares with the bowers gang eyeing us down. some with evil smiles.
"think they'll sign my yearbook?" richie asks jokingly once we pass them. "dear richie, sorry for taking a hot steaming dump in your backpack last month. have a great summer!" he imitates.
greta keene walks past us angrily, shoving stanley by the shoulder aggressively.
"guys, i forgot, i have to go return a library book, w - wait for me by the trash can." i tell them. they nod and i go off.
i actually already returned it. two days ago. but that's not the point.
i go to a bench outside the doors of the classroom maxine was in. i just wait.
she finally comes out.
"are you waiting for me?"
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